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astonishingly chaotic, riveting and very darkly funny. relevant as ever and totally fucked. love hellscape 1970s manhattan. everyone’s performance is a revelation. 

saw this as a part of bleak week at the american cinematheque at the egyptian, q&a with elliott gould afterward. magical.

i’m sure glad i don’t have problems!

first time sitting down to watch this in a decade and it FUCKS

very 1996 but still feels cool and relevant.

one of the fucking blueprints.

you all know i love this series and this was an extremely enjoyable mess! full of tense and terrifying setpieces and action sequences, mr movies says ya gotta see it in a theatre and he ain’t wrong.

super enjoyable to be in a packed theatre surrounded by other dorks like myself applauding cruise running. absolutely wonderful shit. 

tramell tillman’s having a great year! and of course our boy The Entity would have a cult of dipshits worshipping it.

the clip show feeling at the beginning is a good reminder of how far it’s all come and did not feel like lame fanservice. if only there was an app where we could discuss the absence of jeremy renner.

very stupid, a little flat, but still a lot of fun! i love the idea behind it but the plot unfolding felt rushed. needed more tony todd.

movies like snake eyes always make me angry at the irony poisoned “lol nicolas cage” people because he’s SUCH a brilliant actor. expertly executed. there’s a sense of unease that tightens and tightens as the scenes unfold. fucking hell, man. 

the tie-in song is some 90s BULLSHIT but, the runtime clocks in at ~90mins which is rad.

haven’t seen this in years and it breaks my heart every time.

holy shit. this was a huge blind spot for me, only having seen the famous court scene and catching bits and pieces on saturday afternoon cable in my adolescence and my LORD. what a picture!!

tom cruise drinks an upsetting amount of yoohoo. crazy stacked cast. aaron sorkin is an insane person per usual. christopher guest? cruise’s impression of nicholson? demi moore’s unflappable persona and updo?? a DELIGHT

dudes rock? you’re goddamned right they do.

finally, a movie that accurately captures the abject horror of midtown.

one of the most prescient DUDES ROCK movies ever made in our time. easily one of michael bay’s best, second only to the rock. 

criminals being excessively flashy idiots never fails to please, it’s absolute fucking nonsense in every way with an insane cast. hell yeah.

love a tight spy thriller that clocks in at 90min. delightful, snappy. killer glasses, great aesthetics all around and perfectly paced. 

SODERBERGH SUPREMACY

very stupid, very fun, very incoherent BUT there’s line dancing and a cat. alright!

bernthal and affleck are way fun to watch together.

bob hoskins is equal parts vulnerable and terrifying. a very young pierce brosnan shows up as a toxic twink. what’s not to love?

great performance from rachel sennott, heartbreaking in a million different ways. doesn’t quite hit the emotional depth i was expecting, but i also watched it on an airplane. something different.

why the hell are there truncated scenes like commercials are supposed to be inserted? fucking distracting. 

bill hader and kristen wiig are great together, really good shit. luke wilson playing a suburban dolt is always charming. overall very mid. of its time.

YOU STUPID OR WHAT????

just an endless, bloody joy. the tracking shot heard round the world. 

i’ve had some iteration of a post-lufthansa heist christmas party for about ~20 years now.

i dunno man, i’m sort of glad 9/11 nuked this kind of movie from the general zeitgeist for awhile.

ben stiller does rule, same with owen wilson and de niro. eh. who cares.

seen this a handful of times, rewatched for the first time in a good long while on a long haul flight back from london.

i really love this movie. it’s tense while still maintaining humour, great style, every scene with john goodman and alan arkin is a joy to watch. great cast. affleck rules.

LOVED this. very fun, very silly, predictable to an extent but still a creepy ride. m night cooks!! josh hartnett is terrifying in his suburban banality!

kept putting me to sleep. it’s fun, looks great, but ultimately bland like most apple produced media. it’s a simulation of one of these kinds of mismatched Guy Who’s Great At What He Does. eh.

really enjoyed this. heartbreaking and raw, stunning all over.

clint eastwood loves his stereotypes huh?

clunky at times but very enjoyable! great cast.

very incoherent as a documentary, but chickens are cool as hell. in 20 years i imagine myself as the insane woman in palm beach bathing her silkie and fitting him with a diaper, adrift in red velvet. 

all of those old people are dead.

seen this a million times and it’s still charming as ever. extremely 1999.

bland as shit and a waste of a good cast! not even charming enough to be camp.

still makes me cry. funny, weird and soulful before wes anderson got all that amex cash.

endlessly lovable and funny. every single time it’s on TV i keep it on.

loved this movie in high school and still love it now. stacked cast, super charming and funny. i miss this genre of faux political movie, the 90s nostalgia for the 60s and 70s. thanks a lot, bin laden. 

dan hedaya put his entire ass into this role.

i love these animal friends! perfection, absolutely stunning.

one of the damn best. iconography of the 90s, still slick as hell and still feels empowering! dudes do Not rock!!!!!!

david lynch’s elephant man really goes out of its way to emphasise how normal the titular character’s dick is.

very silly and fun, gorgeous to watch. the robots are absolutely upsetting.

dudes (cunty cardinals) rock.

charming and stupid. bruce willis is always the right decision. 

michael clarke duncan is the man.

being trapped by a man blasting his flop opinions at me gave me vietnam flashbacks to working retail. 

that said i really enjoyed this! hugh grant is having so much fun. LDS saw.

haven’t seen this in like 20 years. looked crisp as hell on the big screen. 

screening was white dude with visibly uncomfortable date central.

hasn’t aged well, but still has a soul. 

“hey. fucko. it’s called interspecies erotica.”

a perfect movie. no notes.

haven’t watched this in many years. FINALLY, a man does the emotional labour!!!!!!!!

really wonderful shit. robin williams, what a cataclysmic loss for us all. minnie driver is the coolest.

hey, my gas station is in this movie! mark ruffalo looks like johnny depp if he wasn’t a wife beating alcoholic! tom cruise be running! we love the blue line!

dudes ROCK.

truly stupid. taron egerton looks like a fucking T-1000 while jason bateman actually is one. 

starts off with the boss and ends on darlene love so, can’t hate it entirely.

very stupid but also works very well, i’ve got a soft spot for it since it came out when i was 10. tim allen is cocaine santa, his son is annoying, and judge reinhold has the sweater collection of an insane person. it’s fine!

there’s a good amount of tits in this christmas movie. great! action! intrigue! elliott gould!!

hadn’t heard of this one and now i know why. it’s chaotic, dana carvey does a bit the whole damn time, nobody’s accent makes any sense, and nicolas cage yells nearly every single line. what the fuck is going on?

at no point could i have told you what would happen in the next scene. why is it nearly 2 HOURS LONG? i guess this is what carbon monoxide poisoning feels like. merry christmas!

how have i never reviewed this masterpiece in the DUDES ROCK canon?? an incredible achievement, every frame a painting. 

she’s got a GREAT ASS

first time rewatching this in several years and what a complete fuckin delight. i liked it in the theatre but i Love it now. 

i will always love shane black. and a washed up detective story.

whole bunch of bullshit. i saw this in theatres and sort of immediately forgot about it, which is a hallmark of the disney star wars junk; ain’t memorable. 

adam driver and daisy ridley are fantastic together though.

a complete mess with punchy music and a shocking amount of tom cruise running for a legal thriller. 

dudes fuckin ROCK

ryan reynolds as jim carrey. delightful! stupid! christmas! new jersey! a bunch of perfect one liners! anna faris is a fever dream.

NOT YOU, RICKLES!!