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Favorite films

  • Enter the Void
  • Perfect Blue
  • RRR
  • Blade Runner 2049

All
  • Pee-wee's Big Adventure

    ★★★★½

  • Heart Eyes

    ★★½

  • Bring Her Back

    ★★★★

  • Norbit

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Pee-wee's Big Adventure

1985

★★★★½ Liked Rewatched

I had a smile plastered on my face for pretty much the entire runtime. Legit such an awesome wacky odyssey that borders into surreal at times. It’s delightful!!

Danny Elfman was COOKING when he wrote Pee-Wee’s theme dude, legit makes the whole movie better.
The entire scene in the biker bar is a classic for a reason, it’s funny and charming in a way that’s totally untouchable. Plus the occasional animation & claymation bits really added a bunch of personality in a…

Heart Eyes

2025

★★½ Watched

Self-aware by-the-numbers novelty slasher

Funny frequently enough to keep me interested. There were a few times where I was unsure whether or not it was mocking genre conventions, or lazily embracing them. Like, I wasn’t sure if I was laughing at it or with it on occasion. Either way though, I laughed sometimes!!

Doesn’t take itself seriously, fully embraces modern culture and actually pulls it off pretty well sometimes!! Overall though it’s pretty middle of the road, the male love…

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Nosferatu

2024

★★★★½ Liked Watched

Finally, a horror tapping into man’s greatest fear…losing a baddie to her ugly ass ex-boyfriend

Bring Her Back

2025

★★★★ Liked Watched

When Andy casually said “I talk to you…you Talk To Me” in ing I fist pumped in the theatre

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