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interesting premise, but for being about a dystopian future the stakes feel surprisingly low and the action is quite bland

watched for nic cage, stayed for nic cage. honorable mention for the swimming pool eyepatch guy though, i’m getting strong ex-boyfriend vibes between him and cage

it was fun, it was camp, the outfits rocked…plot leaves a lot to be desired

banger soundtrack, good color grading, & great outfits! stupid as hell and rife with delinquency, but a fun watch

tried so painfully hard to be artsy…

felt like it was made by someone who had never seen queer women have sex…just a lot of rubbing and slo-mo moaning and nothing else

wild movie that kept me guessing. lowkey wished for more queer elements, but absolutely amazing watch :)

she made those boys fuck and then had their gay asses recreate scream 💖

weird forest boys and their trash town are surprisingly goals. 

good, touching commentary on what it means to be alive

first half is super dynamic and immersive, ~20 are a little slow
love the dynamic between hercule and his friend they should kiss

campy!!

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weird, gross, beautiful

the ending scene is perfect

super creative gorefest!…somewhat stupid

really good cinematography and soundtrack! loved seeing cage in all the different monochromes at the end! a little drab and confusing, but fun enough if you image joe as severus snape

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matt rife jumpscare

new brain character though?! can’t wait to expand the albert beck cinematic universe (abcu) even further

watched this movie bc the babadook is supposedly a gay icon, but stayed for the scares and the drama

anyway telling him to eat shit and then giving him ice cream afterwards—amazing description of abuse

great soundtrack, great cinematography, robert pattinson in eyeliner…🥰

amazing cinematography and engaging storytelling—i actually cared about tennis??! anyway here’s the original gay tennis boys

interesting that to continue the series they had to shoehorn in the mentor character from the first one, but i liked the worms 💞

EARRING MAGIC KEN MENTIONED ‼️‼️

the cinematography was so good. i got to see the fucked up flesh creatures in HD…thanks…

i wish my time in the psych ward was as gay and rejuvenating as it was for susanna

margarita albert + the dance number are the highlights of this movie

the way i need a drag queen and a cowboy to parent me

will smith, the man that you are

the grinch is a non-binary icon

silly deer boy has a dance party :) ‼️🥰

the soft feminine decay of suburbia leaves countless bodies—rest easy, girls

bloody joe keery ❤️

for a story about the future, it’s definitely a relic of 2006–overall a funny watch as someone interested in soil science though!

the fits went SO HARD 👏

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JUSTICE FOR EARL

my sillies 🥰💓

(https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTFMp8AvN/)
this movie proves that himbos can do anything

women covered in blood 🥰

gives new meaning to the phrase “bite me”

GAY COWBOYS!!!

one of the first times i’ve been glad not to be a tea girlie

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cool time inversion concept, but the woman main character was portrayed as a “damsel in distress” that had to be saved by the male main character multiple times. she was trapped by a controlling husband, ruled by her emotions, and only cared about her son—no time was spent making her a complex character and it was reflected in the film.