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How to live through the collapse of communism and democracy with John Wilson

Joke submission for Oscar’s:

Hong Chau was fantastic in the whale, did we see it? She’s in the movie downsizing as well. Hopefully she gets to be in a movie where she is same size as lead actor.

Mark my word this is directed by mark mylod

Wild style pine pew; you would be forgiven for thinking that this was a edgy type of wooden seating but it’s actually the stellar cast of don’t worry darling. This years controversial Hollywood blockbuster.

The movie was really careful not to assign any nationality to the “enemy” but be assured I definitely had a race in mind. We got ‘em boys.

um sorry, but worst person in world is agreed to be hitler.

when i die, use AI to make a stand up special out of my draft tweets.

This is the best and favourite movie of all time

Watched on Tuesday October 12, 2021.

Kind of stressful situation to find yourself in haha

When I was a kid I had watched the movie cube and for English tutoring I wrote a creative writing piece called the sphere. And I walked into the room late and the teacher was reading it out loud and everyone was laughing at it.

U never actually get to see the purple rose of Cairo so what’s the point

So I didn’t know that 6 different strangers on the street were just recommending me a movie, they actually liked my singing voice 😍😍

Well if this guy says it is then it must be

If you don’t be my neighbour I’m gonna bash you

In which Covid is the aliens and I’m Mel Gibson

really funny special, wall to wall laughs on this

What if Joker was Aussie

y tu mama tambien remake

watched this on 20 anniversary of september 11

Watched this cos Chris Franklin just asked me to be in his new flick called Blokehood. The first parody film to be made over the span of 11 years.

Went dumpster diving and all I found was your mans 😏😏💅💅😈

Take my wife… please!

Me but instead of climate change, it’s vaccinations

Russell Crowe: Hey watch it, I'm an LA cop with an LA attitude.
GUy Pearce: Yeah watch out, we're two totally LA guys AND we're having a bad day.
Curtis Hanson: Cut
Russell Crowe: Yeah, good on ya Guy, Simon, great take. got $500 on the 'tohs this weekend, should be alright.

Cleo from 5 to 7
Who Mag sealed section from 7 to 5 😈😏

some people watch this as fans of graff. i watch as fan of trains. :)

uncle banh mi who can recall the pork slice

Left right it won’t matter in the future that is trad agrarian utopia 🥰

I got a nostalgia for china that i don't even really . before china used to be full of kids with holes to sh*t out of. and i guess this movie is the beginning of the transition into a new china. i went to china a few times as an adult to find my roots and so on. when i went the kids didn't have holes in the pants to do poos but they looked down at me cos my pants weren't LV or whatever. and some guy called konstantin took me around on a scooter, he got to choose his name for his ID card and he chose the name Ba-te-li-Ka cos it sounded like butt-licker.

i want to live like this. agrarian style man, harvesting wild yams, cooking a big pot of ramen and creating long lasting relationships and community in the process. it's much better than my current lifestyle of ordering ramen, it's 3 minutes late, i'm yelling at the bicycle delivery guy, i make a complaint to uber corporation. the ramen is free, i don't enjoy a single bite, i'm crying as i watch 'come back anytime' looking at what my life could be.

Watched on Sunday August 15, 2021.

Cautionary tale about letting a guy with sketchbooks full of beast people have $35 million dollars

Watched on Wednesday August 11, 2021.

This review may contain spoilers.

The last name is actually Halliday

His name Wolfgang puck 
And he don’t give a… foie Gras (I bet u thought I would say something else 😏)

Wolfgang Puck was a faithful disciple to the god of commerce and he came to the end of his life and he say why did I do that, to his son Byron. He think to himself I coulda freeze less pizza and heat up my relationship with Byron and barbara.

Now he is more careful with his time and dedicate it to things that matter like Byron.

If I was a character in this movie I’d be rat like creature who is sucking up to the Dad and saying I prefer Spaghetti and Meatballs, and then sucking up to the son saying that I like the lobster with the vanilla bean champagne sauce better. In reality, my doctor makes me be on a low fodmap diet and can only eat various tree nuts, I’m in the bathroom throwing up and so on.

Pretty impressive feat as all the locations had to be 2 kilometres away from any school due to the director being on a certain registry and I won’t say which.

ok haha yeah we can all agree that the movie WAS fun as a FICTIONAL piece but seriously health and safety is actually important 😅

Eat drink man woman sleep rave repeat

Malakas Forever

Wouldn’t be fun to be any of the people in this movie except Julian Morrow

If animal kingdom was today

Ben Mendehlson: are you non-binary mate? It’s ok if you are.

If Locke was a stand up comedian

I hope they do a revisionist history for all my childhood villains like Jared from subway

Random storyline

Anyone who says they got this movie is a liar and it’s also the best movie.

The craziest part was at the very end he has a photo with Rihanna saying “what?!!!”

I hope to one day take photo with shorty of my dreams 😩😩

Wow another special from my favourite UK comedian, James AKA s-t-e-r

Watched on Saturday April 24, 2021.

• Marriage Story
• It Must Be Heaven
• Before Sunrise
• Won't You Be My Neighbor?
• Election