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Baseball is the American pastime and there’s a thunderstorm coming, duh

A long time, on a crooked road. 🌕🩷

That shark in that one scene: 👁️👄👁️

Watched on Thursday June 5, 2025.

🥺🥺🥺🥺

Watched on Saturday May 31, 2025.

Watched on Friday May 30, 2025.

Watched on Thursday May 29, 2025.

I loved the score so much. And also Slipknot.

Watched on Wednesday May 21, 2025.

Watched on Monday May 19, 2025.

Watched on Sunday May 18, 2025.

I had an MRI this year and the same thing happened to me

Watched on Thursday May 15, 2025.

I love movies 🥹

🤡🩷

This movie is so groovy and weird and gorgeous. I love it so much.

I bet my dad liked this movie. I’m sure he probably saw it.

You're no good and neither am I. That's why we deserve each other.

Watched on Monday May 5, 2025.

Watched on Saturday May 3, 2025.

Random vhs that I purchased because it is labeled “erotic horror.” I fear I am obsessed now and will be tracking down the other 15 entries.

Watched on Saturday April 26, 2025.

Watched on Saturday April 26, 2025.

I would have done whatever demon Billy Zane told me to do tbh

Diet E.T., but still—visually beautiful and the score is lovely.

I finally have this on vhs! I wish I had snacks.

Watched on Saturday April 19, 2025.

YES. I love a fuzzy, twinkly score and close-ups of maggots and tapeworms. I loved this so much. 

For the sickos (literally just any woman who exists in a body).

How dark are you willing to go?

I wrote a bunch of personal stuff here about the broken bones and missing breast, but I decided to delete it. Maybe I’ll come back and write an actual review later. For now I’ll just say—how strange to laugh SO much at a movie that was SO specifically personal and triggering for me.

David Cronenberg forever.

Hell yeah

Watched on Wednesday April 16, 2025.

Watched on Saturday April 12, 2025.

The ~reveal~ of it all felt very clunky, but the rest—baby, I was crying. I am a total sucker for undying love and Jeff Buckley.

Exactly what you’d expect. Shallow. Fun. Nerve-racking. I will never Hinge again.

Silly.

Watched on Sunday March 30, 2025.

Watched on Sunday March 30, 2025.

That poor fish.

The entire movie (positive):
Someone gets stabbed in the neck. Workout montage. Naked babe. Workout montage. Someone gets stabbed in the head. Workout montage.

Silly.

You sick slut. 
           —Ray Liotta

Watched on Monday March 17, 2025.

You have a wonderful mind, a doctorate degree, and beautiful tits. 

Scored this dvd at the thrift store and had to watch it immediately. Robert Forster is such a cutie pie. The whole bit with his hair is hilarious. And it’s still such a joy to watch cops get eaten by an alligator.

My 2 star review of the book, Mickey 7, from March 28, 2023:

As a science fiction story, the concepts and world building are pretty basic, as is the writing—it reads like a slightly less “listen up chucklefuck” version of a Scalzi novel and that’s why I initially abandoned it after only a few chapters over a year ago. 

Now that I have finished the novel, I am excited for the film adaptation to be a potential vehicle that will (hopefully) bring us a scene where Robert Pattinson will have a threesome with himself. Actually, the film is Mickey 17… potentially 10 more Mickeys to the Robert Pattinson orgy. Everyone say please/thank you to Bong Joon-ho.

The movie:
So obviously I’m disappointed with the sex scene. I also find that Mickey as a character is very grating to me and I do not enjoy the overall sense of humor in the book or the film. The performances were mostly fun though and I really loved the creepers—they were so cute.

I walked out with like 20 minutes left, I’m so sorry. It was so boring and I needed to buy a lipgloss in the mall.

Alan Cumming is the 6th Spice Girl. ✌🏼🌸

Watched on Saturday February 15, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday March 4, 2025.

Watched on Monday March 3, 2025.

• Mandy
• Meet the Applegates
• Mikey and Nicky
• The Wedding Singer
• Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
• The Thing
• E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
• Cloverfield
• Halloween III: Season of the Witch
• Videodrome

...plus 23 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Call Me
• The Dead Zone

1. Signs
2. The Village
3. The Sixth Sense
4. Trap
5. Unbreakable
6. Split
7. The Happening
8. Lady in the Water
9. Old
10. Knock at the Cabin

...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Blow-Up
• The Conversation
• Blow Out
• Body Double
• Eyes Wide Shut
• Roadgames
• The 'Burbs
• Disturbia
• Rear Window
• Deep Red

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. The Fast and the Furious
2. Furious 7
3. Fast Five
4. The Fate of the Furious
5. Fast & Furious 6
6. The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
7. Fast & Furious
8. F9
9. 2 Fast 2 Furious

Rob Zombie, apologize to Debra Hill.

1. Halloween
2. Halloween III: Season of the Witch
3. Halloween II
4. Halloween Ends
5. Halloween
6. Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
7. Halloween Kills
8. Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
9. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
10. Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers

...plus 3 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Dogtooth
• Antichrist
• Crimson Peak

1. Saw
2. Saw
3. Saw II
4. Saw X
5. Saw III
6. Saw V
7. Saw VI
8. Saw 3D
9. Jigsaw
10. Spiral: From the Book of Saw

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Scream
2. Scream 4
3. Scream 2
4. Scream VI
5. Scream 3
6. Scream

• The Thing
• A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

  Jason the dog 🖤🖤🖤

• The Beyond

  Dickey the dog fucking rules

• Bones

  Best talking dog

• Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
• Elvira: Mistress of the Dark
• Dawn of the Dead
• The Silence of the Lambs
• The Lost Boys
• Crawl

...plus 12 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Nope
2. Fire of Love
3. Skinamarink
4. Crimes of the Future
5. The Northman
6. TÁR
7. Flux Gourmet
8. Barbarian
9. Watcher
10. Decision to Leave

...plus 12 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• The Red Shoes
• The Holy Mountain
• Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom
• Persona
• House
• Ms .45
• Phenomena
• The Wicker Man
• Invasion of the Body Snatchers
• Birth

...plus 40 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Benedetta
• Dune
• Titane
• Pig
• Kurt Vonnegut: Unstuck in Time
• The Power of the Dog
• Lamb
• Censor
• Malignant

• Christmas Evil
• Silent Night, Deadly Night
• Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2
• The Curse of the Cat People
• Eyes Wide Shut
• Gremlins
• Better Watch Out
• The Day of the Beast
• The Silent Partner
• The Long Kiss Goodnight

Favorite films I watched 2020. Some new, some old. Some that I’ve seen a billion times.

• Sound of Metal
• Saint Maud
• Climax
• Relic
• Black Bear
• Scare Me
• Tigers Are Not Afraid
• A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
• Trick 'r Treat
• National Treasure

...plus 19 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.