When Aunt May says she doesn't like Tony Stark we get a very small glimpse into what this franchise should be, but isn't.

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When Aunt May says she doesn't like Tony Stark we get a very small glimpse into what this franchise should be, but isn't.
Forgot to log this one, oops. Wish I could put into words how it felt to watch this and not enjoy it after loving Starkid and their work for such a long time. The concept of Cinderella as a revenge story within itself holds a lot of promise, and there's moments + aspects of this that do deliver but the overwhelming majority of it just left me with a sense of dread. Genuinely upsetting experience.
(Moments + aspects include: production…
Finally watched this with my best friend who's heard me roasting it for months and they hated it so much that they demanded I give this half a star to be divided equally between Andrew, Tobey, Zendaya, Alfred and Willem.
One day, you are all going to realise this is actually a very bad movie. Until then, I will be waiting.