Jess Patron

Favorite films

  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On
  • Stand by Me
  • tick, tick... BOOM!
  • Treasure Planet

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  • ANI: A Parody

    ★★★★½

  • Pokémon: The Rise of Darkrai

    ★★★

  • Pokémon Ranger and the Temple of the Sea

    ★★★

  • Pokémon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew

    ★★★★½

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Spider-Man: Homecoming

2017

★★★ Rewatched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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ANI: A Parody

2014

★★★★½ Liked Rewatched

This is peak Starkid scrappy, experimental, silly nonsense and it's one of their best. No one talks about that. This is one of their best btw

Cinderella's Castle

2025

★★ Watched

Forgot to log this one, oops. Wish I could put into words how it felt to watch this and not enjoy it after loving Starkid and their work for such a long time. The concept of Cinderella as a revenge story within itself holds a lot of promise, and there's moments + aspects of this that do deliver but the overwhelming majority of it just left me with a sense of dread. Genuinely upsetting experience.

(Moments + aspects include: production…

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Spider-Man: No Way Home

2021

½ 1

Finally watched this with my best friend who's heard me roasting it for months and they hated it so much that they demanded I give this half a star to be divided equally between Andrew, Tobey, Zendaya, Alfred and Willem.

One day, you are all going to realise this is actually a very bad movie. Until then, I will be waiting.

Mayfly

2021

★★★½ Liked Watched

MGFF22 #6:

Honestly, if a girl offered to help my dad with dinner 0.5 seconds after meeting him I would have to, like, marry her or something. Anyways, good movie.