“Who’s Black Sabbath?”
“Get the fuck off my property.”
I really appreciate the era of slashers we’re living through right now. Does Thanksgiving reinvent the wheel? No, but it’s a blast from start to finish and is what you want from a slasher. The John Carver mask and getup kicks ass, the kills are mean and bloody, and it gives another fun holiday slasher. Bonus points for the trampoline kill, the dumpster cutting a lady in half, and using the Misfits in the credits.
Also, if this isn’t a yearly watch at your Friendsgiving from now on, you’ve fucked up.