“I’m sorry, Maude.”

A ton of fun elements in this. I love that we get a bunch of different aliens who are scary for different reasons. Kaitlyn Dever is unreal good and carries the whole thing on her back. The story works, too. The entire time I wanted to know what happened for Brynn to be alienated and it didn’t disappoint.

“See ya later, chum.”

Sometimes all you need in life is to turn your brain off, eat some Chili’s with your friends, and then see Meg 2: The Trench.

“Yo, this spirit’s a cunt.”

I hate to it it but my high school ass would’ve been all in on the haunted hand game.

“Now it’s your turn to deal with the consequences of your achievement.”

Chris had his fastball hitting 100 MPH consistently during all 3 hours! Cinema!!!

“Do you guys ever think about dying?!”

if we don’t get an Allan/Ken buddy cop movie next I’m going to be so mad.

“The key is only the beginning.”

I appreciate how after every one of these movies I say to myself “how are they gonna top these set pieces in the next one?” And every time they do it. Venice and the Orient Express? So good. Can’t believe I have to wait a year for Part Two.

“Woodrow, any last words?”
“No, I don’t believe in god anymore.”
“Fair enough.”

1950s desert aesthetic with an alien/sci-fi elements mixed in is so my thing it hurts. Thanks, Wes.

“I bet she doesn’t even speak Spanish.”

It’s so impressive how the Spider-Verse movies blow every other superhero movie out of the fucking water.

“Stop incriminating yourself.”

A few thoughts since it’ll take me a little to process everything:

1: Ari Aster’s The Wall
2: The knife throw hitting Beau in the head reminded me of Scream 3. 
3: Whoever set designed Nathan’s room with the PUP and Owen posters, I want you to know I appreciate you. 
4: The couple behind us whispered “Jesus christ” and “what the fuck” at least 10 times. 
5: Parker Posey if you’re reading this I am free on Thursday night. If you would like to hang out I am free on Thursday night when I am free to hang out.

“Mommy’s with the maggots now.”

What a gory blast that was! Pretty much everything I wanted from a new Evil Dead movie. Going to be fun to see where they take the franchise next. 

Also, please see this in theaters. Seeing it with a big crowd was such a treat.

“I am your only salvation.”

Cage, Hoult, the redone scenes from Dracula, and the action were pretty great. It’s not perfect and when it gets away from the campy aspects it lost me, but overall a fun time. The My Chemical Romance needle drop was also a nice surprise that definitely pushed the whole thing up a half star.

“So who’s the player for the shoe?”
“Michael Jordan.”

I have a degree in Sport Management and one of my professors was friends with Sonny Vaccaro so I knew I was gonna enjoy this, but I’m glad it was actually a good and fun watch. That always helps!