2025 Cult Movie Challenge Week 20: Lance Henriksen Week
“Wow, you mean there were dinosaurs here in Brooklyn?”
”Relax, Luigi. There used to be Dodgers here too.”
Spent a lot of the run time thinking “huh” but also “hell yeah” so that’s a win.
Had to take a breather after the Twin Towers scene lmao.
2025 Cult Movie Challenge Week 8: Albert Pyun Week
“Come now, let's be off. There's a battle in the offing! We've got kingdoms to save and women to love!”
Wasn’t sure what to expect from this so I was surprised how bloody it all was. Can’t say it’s great but the set designs are dope, it has some disturbing (complimentary) practical effects, and it’s a fun time even if it gets nonsensical. Plus, how cool is that sword? Shame we don’t see it that often.
2025 Cult Movie Challenge Week 3: Vestron Video Week
“I think I broke my head.”
”Oh, thank God. I thought that you actually hurt yourself.”
Couldn’t help but think Jonathan looked like Robert Pattinson. Also, the green goo coming out of the creepy clown/jester mask scared the shit out of me I’m not gonna lie to you all. Fun stuff, though. I’d definitely summon a bunch of these little guys if the option was given to me.
2025 Cult Movie Challenge Week 21: USA Up All Night Week
“Hippy, you think everything is a conspiracy.”
“Everything is.”
A lesser director would’ve miffed this with how much is going on. Cameron handles it well and tells a great story, albeit one that has some unnecessary fat on it. It’s so technically sound, which you expect from Cameron, but still wild that these aliens looked better than some stuff that comes out today.
2025 Cult Movie Challenge Week 17: 50's Sci-Fi Week
“What are we going to say to them?”
“Welcome to California.”
I was very surprised how great this look and sounded given the time it came out. Some sections look as expected for a 50’s sci-fi movie but most of it aged pretty well. The sound design sends everything to another level. Wasn’t expecting to be a big fan of this but it was a fun time and I very much enjoyed it.
2025 Cult Movie Challenge Week 10: Cannon Group Week
“Aren't you a little young for full-?”
”Aren't you a little old for video games?”
That final match was what it felt like getting multiple concussions in a Title Fight pit circa 2012 but running back in when they started playing 27.
Every second there’s combat it’s a 5 star movie I can’t look away from. The score and the crowds while these dudes are going at it had me fully…
2025 Cult Movie Challenge Week 2: Reb Brown Week
“No, Felice, I’m not a cop. As a matter of fact, right now I have less respect for the police than you do.”
Sleazy as fuck but entertaining. George C. Scott sure can scream like no one else and goes all out multiple times throughout Hardcore.
2025 Cult Movie Challenge Week 23: Splatter Movie Guide Week
“When I was little, my father was famous. He was the greatest Samurai in the empire, and he was the Shogun's decapitator. He cut off the heads of 131 lords for the Shogun. It was a bad time for the empire. The Shogun just stayed inside his castle and he never came out. People said his brain was infected by devils, and that he was rotting with evil. The Shogun…