“That fucking camera man’s weird, dude.”

It's like the ratcheted up the bad from V/H/S and forgot what made V/H/S 2 a good movie. The whole time I found myself wondering when it was gonna be over even though it’s not that long!

“We interrupt this program for a special bulletin. At Fukuoka Port a short while ago, a monster has appeared. The Self-Defense Forces have been deployed. We repeat: a monster has appeared at Fukuoka Port.”

Not to be dramatic but I would die for that giant turtle.