“That fucking camera man’s weird, dude.”
It's like the ratcheted up the bad from V/H/S and forgot what made V/H/S 2 a good movie. The whole time I found myself wondering when it was gonna be over even though it’s not that long!
“We interrupt this program for a special bulletin. At Fukuoka Port a short while ago, a monster has appeared. The Self-Defense Forces have been deployed. We repeat: a monster has appeared at Fukuoka Port.”
Not to be dramatic but I would die for that giant turtle.
“The film which you are about to see is an of the tragedy which befell a group of five youths, in particular Sally Hardesty and her invalid brother, Franklin. It is all the more tragic in that they were young. But, had they lived very, very long lives, they could not have expected nor would they have wished to see as much of the mad and macabre as they were to see that day. For them an idyllic summer…
“He's an asshole sir.”
“I know that! What's his name?”
“That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!”
“And his cousin?”
“He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!”
Pretty wild how Mel Brooks constantly pulled off incredibly funny movies. One of the funniest dudes to do it.