Primal Rage aka The Rage: Hairy Crew aka Harambe of Blood*

College is a time for experimentation, sure, but maybe don't experiment on animals? Try telling that to the kids of a certain age who get caught up in Primal Rage.

Beware the anthropoid and Avoid the Noid. Attempt rape and you will face the ape. Etcetera etcetera, so on and so forth.

I don't know what it says about me that I am 40 years old and still enjoy…

Logan aka Requiem for a Wolverine

Hugh Jackman in 2017: "I'm getting too old for this shit."

Hugh Jackman in 2024: "I'm getting too broke for this shit."

I watched eight X-Men movies and all I got was this invitation to a Bryan Singer pool party.

Watching so many X-Men movies so many Saturday nights in a row — some for the first time in a decade, some for the first time ever — and one thing became abundantly clear:…