Ok I wanted to write this while watching because it's so gaggy.

Firstly, watching this after loving the TV adaption is so wild. Lestat is still c*nty boots but Louis.... oh Louis. Why is Brad Pitt such a wet rag? I started howling when he bit Claudia and then runs away into the rain like a widdle baby.

This is severely lacking in the gay make out department...

ARMANDDDDD is so hot in this. Antonio Banderas would also vex me.…