ARMY OF UNO

Favorite films

  • Oldboy
  • Violet Evergarden: The Movie
  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
  • Your Name.

All
  • Blade

    ★★★½

  • The ant²

    ★★★½

  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

    ½

  • COLORFUL STAGE! The Movie: A Miku Who Can't Sing

    ★★★★★

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Blade

1998

★★★½ Watched

"Their are worse things out tonight"
"Like what?"
"Like me"

Blade is a mixture of frank castle & Alucard, with some black sass thrown in for good measure. But he sure as hell earns his cockiness with how he deals with bloodsuckers.

The action is gory and glorious. With hand to hand, shootouts & sword fights all having excellent Chrography + effects. Even the CGI holds up relatively well for 1998.

The story starts strong, with a bitten doctor being our eyes…

The ant²

2025

★★★½ Watched

Autistic daredevil and punisher kill the cartel, fun to watch on the big screen (my television on a jail broken fire-stick). Not much else to say, but I consider this Canon to the MCU multiverse and you can't say I'm wrong either.

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Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

2005

½ 7

3.9 rating with a majority 5 stars... idiocracy is coming true.

People like dogshit CGI? They like over-choregraphed fight scenes? They like abysmal acting with even worse dialog because of some memes that came from them? How the fuck can someone watch this and give it 5 stars unironically? The nostalgia can't be that good.

If you like this unironically, you objectively lack good taste in movies. This film has ruined a generation of film watcher's, who think "ha ha funny awkward line" and nostalgia make good films. No wonder films are worse now, when we praise shit like this!

The King of Kings

2025

14

"You either have a God who sends child rapists to rape children or you have a God who simply watches it and says, ‘When you’re done, I’m going to punish you.’If I could stop a person from raping a child, I would. That’s the difference between me and your God.”
― Tracie Harris

Just felt like reminding everyone about this quote, it's a religious indoctrination film so it's not off limit's.