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I love #horror, campy comedies, technicolor musicals and quite a lot of trash. Vampires are my favorite.

Favorite films

  • Elvira: Mistress of the Dark
  • Twilight
  • Vampire Journals
  • Cemetery Man

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  • Elvira: Mistress of the Dark

    ★★★★★

  • Head of the Family

    ★★★

  • Night of the Creeps

    ★★★★

  • The Sequence of Parallel Bars

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Elvira: Mistress of the Dark

1988

★★★★★ Liked 8

As cinephiles, we all have that one movie that changed our lives. This one is mine.

Elvira taught me how to be myself. She taught me that you can be sexy, funny and clever and to never change yourself for anyone.

The first time I watched this, I think I was in high school and I swear I didn't blink for the entire movie. Now, I can probably quote it from back to front.

I'm so happy this movie exists.

Here is my Macabre Mobile tattoo!

Watched the Arrow Video BluRay with commentary by Cassandra Peterson, Edie McClurg & John Paragon

Twilight

2008

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

One of the best movie watching experiences of my life. My husband's first watch!!!! He's known that one day I would ask him to watch with me and this was it.

We watched all snuggled up on the couch with our dog, Bones and it was definitely a "pinch me moment".

Despite all of its faults, this movie means so much to me. It came out about 17 years ago. I was still in school, bullied and lonely. My solace…

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The Sequence of Parallel Bars

1992

Watched

Black latex mini, black high heels and seamed stockings!!! The best look EVER! 🖤🖤🖤

This little experimental film packs all the right punches.

Microwave Massacre

1979

★★½ 4

I don't know how I managed to watch this sober! The fact that our lead was also the voice of Frosty the Snowman... crazy.

We start out the movie with a tits glory hole at a building site and it just gets crazier from there. Look, this is not a good movie, but it's so weird and silly that it's entertaining.

I'm so hungry, I could eat a whore!

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Slay

2024

★★★★ 2

More Drag & Horror crossovers, please! This is exactly what I wanted. Well done, Tubi!

Video Violence

1987

★★★ Watched

A true cover watch. The poster is just so good!

This SOV 80s gem falls perfectly into the cozy horror category (if you are a weirdo, like me). And I loved seeing the shots of Frenchtown, New Jersey! Towns like that just don't exist here!