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Watched on Monday June 9, 2025.

1. the tribe diversity thing is total bullshit; wt do u mean best fighters from the east and the Silk Road and also the African tribes when they don’t even have a speaking line?
2. this film is me in 3rd grade tried to copy my frd’s homework and “making it not obvious”
3. whenever someone mentioned Astrid I imagine they were talking to/about me and that makes me slightly happy cuz she’s a badass flawless queen 
4. the end credits scene is the most useless one ever literally showed us nothing. just turn the lights on n let me go. stop pushing end credits scenes in film. mcu days r over, we need to move on as a society 
5. i clearly had too much expectations for this remake and that’s on me i should hv known better </3
6. realistically a 2.5 but the cool soundtrack, decent visuals, and free poster pushed it to 3. also im trying not to be a hater (yes, trying) 🙏🏼😭

yes I know they dun hv a sex scene but they hv a hyperbaric chamber scene… A PORTABLE HYPERBARIC CHAMBER SCENE !!!!!!!

my brother n i fought like that once when i was 13. i broke his new samsung galaxy while he mma slam knockout me. i couldn’t go to school the second day. true story:’(

glad I didn’t pay money for this but opportunity cost is still WAYYY too high

patrick verona singing can’t take my eyes off u and cameron james’s dorky golden-retriever traits 🙏🏼

i blame instagram reels. this is just propaganda

(also halfway through i skipped forward to the last 20 mins and the ending still got me feeling something. shows that im basic and a sucker for romance😡) (im disappointed in myself too)

… never about God, what he had lost faith in was the church.

4.1/2 cuz i could nv be her😔
best rizz of the century — “ehhh u fight good”

Watched on Sunday May 11, 2025.

Watched on Sunday May 11, 2025.

✔️unreasonably hot cast
✔️epic action sequences
✔️educational
✔️cool score

this one doesn’t exist this one doesn’t exist this one doesn’t exist this one doesn’t exist gay dog ?! this one doesn’t exist this one doesn’t exist this one doesn’t exist …….

“law school is for people who are boring and ugly and serious.” PREACHH!!!! 

ok it’s funnier than i expected; despite personal vendetta against jackie chan this is decent entertainment!!!

watching this half dead actually makes me feel better about myself, as in i know im not as delusional or hv been as big of a boy band fan my entire life. that said i wouldnt mind recreating this with pedro pascal (im high on cold medicine rn dun mind me)

This review may contain spoilers.

stop the incest trend omg 

also they literally say a simple favour twice at the end… LAMEEEE

i like to think taylor’s speak now is inspired by this film

wait so is it incest?? i mean they are step-siblings… i guess im clueless hahahaha

(im also majorly, totally, butt crazy in love with paul rudd!)

- cleaning my closet while watching that outfit try-on scene makes me feel slightlyyyy better about my past shopaholic lifestyle
- the schuyler sisters if angelica didn’t leave her to it
- JAMES MARSDEN🙏🏼

2 stars for kathryn hahn as a therapist, 1 star for kate hudson as the crazy gf during boy’s night. most realistic part is that kate’s character is a MA graduate yet couldn’t land a better job

testosterone🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅

noise cancelling headphone doesn’t mean other people can’t hear u!!!!!!!

Watched on Wednesday April 30, 2025.

1. just drank red bull, robber pattinson come find me I also hv wings  
2. tensions are high… all kinds of tension and im here for it🙏🏼
3. this whole film is about dealing with daddy issues 
4. this is why we dont go to therapy 

??????????????????

Watched on Tuesday April 29, 2025.

I would become a vampire just to spend eternity with hailee steinfeld and micheal b jordan🙏🏼

seven thousand two hundred sixty seconds,
seven thousand two hundred moment so dear.
seven thousand two hundred sixty seconds,
how do u measure, measure a film?

not really complaining but why is hamilton haunting me omg ughh (that diner scene iykyk)

1. in the world full of hot latinos, why ansel elgort ???
2. she truly is a hopeless romantic, but honestly I’d make the same decision as her🚬
3. FREE MY CHINO😢

Just me and Jo jamming to bangers and realising how much of a red flag PT Barnum actually is!

I’m just a hoe for musical, lin manue miranda, and rom-com😭🚬

- I may have punched him, he’s us navy, sir. u punched usnavi? 
- no stress my luv for u was nv in doubt, we’ll get a lil place in the heights and we’ll figure it out 
- My name is Philip, I ain’t no jealous, I wrote this poem just to show it, and it’s just past nine, u’r dancing with that guy(deep down he’s not fine)

I’ve been listening to Hamilton way too many times, and I guess that’s my crime, but I’m fine, cuz speak my mind those songs are damn fine

lowkey my ultimate fear when traveling back home 
also trust in steve martin 🙏🏼

Watched on Saturday April 19, 2025.

she’s just a hopeless romantic esfp baddie trying to survive this cruel cruel world🥺🥃🚬

Watched on Thursday April 17, 2025.

In the world of Phil, we need more Alan. Melissa McCarthy gets it.

Zack in the film is just so relatable lmao

freedom never tasted so drunk

Watched on Sunday April 13, 2025.

growing up is realising u can be summer and tom at the same time. 

shorter version of the film: 
youtu.be/243Lc83bhws?si=n62RVKmb_Gxiqw3h

Watched on Saturday April 12, 2025.

the fact that I have been listening to the album on repeat for the past 4 days deserves a log and review on Letterboxd. It is really motivating during “say no to this” cuz teach me how to say no to assignments and essays and exams too🙏🏼 

also this might sound stupid but Spotify should have a comment and rating section too and I won’t have to write this here.

youtu.be/SzgG94Tz2Ak?si=GnFmCLPBEZAI7y_s

Watched on Friday April 4, 2025.

Watched on Thursday April 3, 2025.

all bangers and now I think I can sing (no I can’t) 
also abba walked so Sabrina carpenter could run

proves that diminishing marginal utility is real

ethical nonmonogamy would solve this problem

I didn’t even check my phone!!

Avengers (Bong Joon Ho’s Version)

my choice of alcohol includes:
1. Macallan 12 yo double cask single malt whisky
2. Kavalan Distillery Select No. 1 Single Malt Whisky
3. Matetic Estela Lunar Pinot Noir
4. Nissin Umeshu 3 yo
5. any espresso martini 
6. any old fashioned

• Oppenheimer
• Barbie
• Killers of the Flower Moon
• A Guilty Conscience
• The Brutalist
• Conclave
• Poor Things
• In the Mood for Love
• La La Land
• The Last Dance

...plus 16 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Jasmine + Astrid’s Movie Selection

• Robot Dreams
• Inside Out

it’s me, hi, im the dumbass, it’s me

• A Haunting in Venice
• The Moon Thieves
• Tenet
• Knives Out
• See How They Run
• Death on the Nile
• The King's Man
• Last Night in Soho
• Palm Springs
• Joker

...plus 19 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Crazy Rich Asians
• How to Train Your Dragon 2
• How to Train Your Dragon
• How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World
• How to Train Your Dragon: Homecoming
• How to Train Your Dragon

with lil monkey (my 9yo cousin) and yes I paid for everything too which I later get reimbursed from my brother.

• The Garfield Movie
• The Angry Birds Movie
• The Angry Birds Movie 2
• Despicable Me 4
• Kung Fu Panda 4
• PAW Patrol: The Movie
• Haunted Mansion
• Frozen II
• Monsters University