John Smith

Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Aftersun
  • Swiss Army Man
  • I Saw the TV Glow

All
  • The ant

    ★★★

  • Predator: Killer of Killers

    ★★★★½

  • Prey

    ★★★★½

  • Bring Them Down

    ★★★½

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The ant

2016

★★★ Liked Rewatched

So when I was in elementary school there was a student assignment autism portrayed in films...
I only ever saw posters of the work in the halls, but I 1 poster was about The ,
I also watching The ant (my first review is very out of date, and was done when I first mass logged everything),
Though, I also if the film was a good representation (even then), and that it came off more of a…

Predator: Killer of Killers

2025

★★★★½ Liked Watched

Dude this shit rules


The Bullet is definitely the weakest segment, but has some of the best kills

All the Predator designs are sick as fuck, especially in The Sword segment

Like yeah, more of this
Predator is a formula that can be used anywhere, and has full rights to in the story

And Amber Midthunder is alive?!?

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Prey

2022

★★★★½ Liked Watched

Amber Midthunder should be in more things
Should be in everything


Yeah, of course it's good
It's fun, and has great references,
it's brutal as hell and has awesome moments

Yeah, the CGI isn't perfect but that really doesn't matter

Labyrinth

1986

★★★★½ Liked Watched

How the fuck was this made??


Like, not even logistically or with the effects, but who though up that butthole swamp??
And more importantly who approved the butt hole swamp?!??

Why are all the puppets so fucking gross????
And just bad to look at?!

And what the fuck was with the hand tunnel?!!?
Like that shit is genuinely disturbing!?
David Bowie waving a crystal ball around (that someone behind him actually did) and in the tightest pants are enough to make up for the ugly things