rachel weisz, i too am short sighted so let’s run away together in the city as a couple

“why do i fall in love with every woman i see who shows me the least bit of attention”

he’s literally me

no thoughts. head empty. just zach galifianakis with a belly button ring.

this is what mommy issues does to a mf

inflation is so high, my girl needs to live in someone’s yard

god forbid women have hobbies