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Favorite films

  • The Little Rascals
  • Harriet the Spy
  • Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie
  • Like Mike

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  • Corpse Bride

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  • Fear Street: Prom Queen

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  • Civil War

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  • Black Swan

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Alien: Romulus

2024

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The Alien series is a sea salt brownie. The 1st two bites are orgasmic shocks to the brain, the next four bites can be enjoyed but never like the first two and then right when you think you've had enough, you lick your lips.

Alien: Romulus is the isolated salt that repurposes the flavors on your palate, reminds you how good the ingredients are, and releases enough dopamine in your brain's reward center to abandon your belief in the concept…

Stand by Me

1986

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The 50's always felt so far in the past but if this story were told today, the boys would have entered junior high in 1997.

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Fear Street: Prom Queen

2025

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Funkmaster Freddie had me fooled with as many popular songs he played at the prom. Should've known Prince's estate wouldn't give a crying dove or a set of exposed ass cheeks about a poster and a mention.

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WrestleMania IX: Becoming a Spectacle

2025

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We always find out what Bret Hart felt about being stripped of titles but what about Yokozuna? He was truly robbed. No one talks about that.

Everyone knows that the WrestleMania bug persists until after Monday Night Raw so once the show officially ended earlier, I jumped right into this documentary.
In 2014, the WWE Network made it convenient to access over 40 years of archived wrestling Pay-Per-Views and TV programming and I went nuts. Starting with the first WrestleMania,…