Will be premiering in an hour instead of at midnight 

Here’s the link to watch

I kind of went through hell trying to make this, and despite some of the early and having to make a different edit, I’m glad this is finally coming out. My first “real” short film that’s not Mr Billums and even if this turns out to be a failed experiment, I’m glad I ended up making it. I enjoyed trying something new and I…

This film features the best dialogue out of any film I’ve seen:

“Dear Flobbits, today is my twelveteny twoth birthday”

“I’m feeling stretched, like chocolate pudding scraped across too much ham”

“Oh you really must try the espresso maker, I tell you it makes tea taste like bath water”

“There are many powerful beans in the world, none of them should be used lightly”

“He’s giving you everything! His home, all his things, his bean”

“Well what am I supposed…