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the wizard competition is like... top 10 moments in cinematic history. watched drunk after the bar 😍😍😍😍 SELENA GOMEZ IS THE BEST DISNEY ACTRESS!!! but i always thought she lowkey had like... romantic tension with justin in this movie  😭

a classique. anna faris shouldve played the sister of the incest twins

i cried so much watching this like holy sheitt

watched with bae and he said that was so weird

becca sun enid moon steve buscemi rising

missed the first 30 minutes but watched with my roommates (mackenzie's fave bad romcom) and could not stop laughing at drew barrymore's extreme hannah montana disorder. felt like i was high watching this. would love to be the apple girl at cora's concert.

a new kind of loveeeeee genetically altereddd

transgender propaganda

an essential blizzy mcguire watch... it's why im so awooga boioioing

girl who is going to be okay

lena was dressed like silent hill 2 but polish and in a french movie

wow this movie suckz ass

TODAYY IS THE LAST DAYY THAT IM USING WORDS

bring back movies that look like this... LET ME TRY THE REMIX

THE MOST FEMINIST MOVIE EVER MADE

started watching last night and wanted to hang out with a british skinhead but i dont know any in new york so im gonna go beat up The Dare

brenda song beat the shit out of slayyyter ... FAV MOVIE AS A KID

the way this wasn't a difficult watch at all and actually really comforting and healing ... lowkey made me miss how messy and traumatizing my family is ... if ur parents havent threatened to kill u or themselves u just wouldnt get it ... maybe im just italian and from long island

that feeling of something happening in your childhood and you're too young to understand but old enough to it forever. that feeling of realizing your week long stay with your cousins that one summer was because your mom was trying to leave your dad. this movie feels like it was pulled from my memory. i cried for an hour straight. bring back traumatizing your children!!!!!! I LOVE SEEING MY TRAUMA PLAYED OUT ON SCREEN!!!!

gena rowlands creates something so palpable it's mind boggling.

me but at my retail job after getting lightheaded from hitting a vape in the bathroom

I need a cigarette, an antipsychotic, and a fresh set of panties

She wanted lara croft's nachos and silent hill's frijoles

a comedy film for bitches who get wet from sucking dick and i'm lowkey bitches....

just despicable. watched with my two cis roommates <3

Maybe one of my first vivid memories of a sex scene or seeing a woman naked... I being so afraid of Kate Winslet's body. Repression is a tea! Something awesome about being marketed as the greatest love story ever told. A childhood comfort movie!!!!

this childhood comfort movie playing in the background of every family memory... the straight man's yass

like princess diana's kids watch Parent Trap when they miss their mom I watch this when I miss my family

THE ENDING!! the muppets are real bronx italians and they can never take that away from me. miss piggy is the closest thing america has to monica vitti. and that one guy kinda looks like ag cook

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had this on VHS growing up.

this movie is me to the core. no other movie from my childhood encapsulated being a feminine/gay kid and making friends with other boys like this one did. i always read sam as feminine and even though it's such a feminine presence, i always thought celebi was a boy (it's genderless so who chairs but). it made me feel seen as a boy who wanted to be protected growing up and as someone who saw the innocence of the world. celebi is like a projection of my inner child. and sam and ash's friendship!!! AND THE REVEAL BEING SAM IS A YOUNG PROFESSOR OAK!!!! i wanted to live in this world where i could be friends with a boy without fear of being too fem so bad. and sam being an artist was big for me as a kid who loved drawing. i cried like 4 times.

wrote this high as freakk

STUNTS! CHOREO! 80S SHENANIGANS! AND JACKIE CHAN'S BUTT !!!!!!!!!!! THIS GUY IS A FUCKING MANIAC !!!

Okay the snow at the end is CRAZY

"But we're not on stage... what would I want with a sword?"

*hannah baker gif*

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Reminds me of s3 twin peaks the most, but blue velvet as well. All of his work is present here. Grappling with the loss of innocence, the disease of sex and procreation, the industrialism of america and its stressors, nuclear family and nuclear war, the world not being what it used to, at least to one's innocent eyes. When the neighbor looked at him and he had his alien child's face it all made sense. He's not ready for fatherhood if he is a child himself. Just amazing.

10 seconds in I knew this would be my new favorite movie

old : face card
new : Zhang Ziyi
ERROR: S CANNOT BE THE SAME

there's nothing more vulnerable yet unwavering than an old man's pride. reminds me of when my grandpa wanted to buy a truck after being told he only had 6 months to live and could barely walk or shower on his own. it's the midwest but a lot of the roads reminded me of when I lived in Vermont. sissy spacek is such a gift to this world. so undeniably lynch. no one captures America like he does.

watched on percocet

jesus christ...

Probably my favorite character Laura Dern has played and she says dyke

maybe the best movie of all time ever

so there's this best movie of all time..

The Blizzy McGuire Biopic

Honestly upset no one came up to me at the theater and said "hey you're the girl who loves this movie more than a fuck"

you dip the Audition in the Silent Hill and it's just good...

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I came out 10 years ago, then again as trans 5 years ago. maybe that's why I have such an aversion to this. I've been wanting to watch after seeing the clip of him screaming go around. I was like, "this can't be as good and impactful as everyone is saying"

when she asked if he was gay i audibly groaned. and when he described how it felt to think about it i groaned even harder. when he put on a dress and the girl was looking like the dare i actually screamed. "the pink opaque" and the ghost tattoos are so IJBOL. it has a good aesthetic (sometimes like the constellations i was like bruh we get it), great music, and a cool concept, but there's so much nuance to being gay or trans that is so lost here.

this is a movie for people who are just starting their transition, just came out, or are just starting to explore themselves. for people who feel like a victim. for people who never grew out of their victimhood. for people who enjoy having something wrong with them.

And coming off the cusp of watching Election (1999) which has a dyke from the actual 90s who doesn't give a fuck, I can't with this tenderqueer mess!!!!!!! Being gay can be hard but damn these bitches never smile!!!!! Down for a never coming out story but this is the most boring way to do it.

Edit: people on twitter are telling me I "didn't understand it" ... imagine telling a trans person they don't understand themes of repression/trans egg...

chris klein winning the hottest man to ever exist election

me: it's like they're not even speaking english
oomf: they're talking like they're about to throw up

blondie mama thats brownie

See how Lady raven made it out the khia asylum

You dip the Jennifer Connelly in the giallo horror and it's just good

im not kidding all of my dreams are exactly like this... i need to derp out with monica vitti

• Scary Movie
• Scary Movie 2
• Scary Movie 3
• Austin Powers in Goldmember
• The House Bunny
• The Silence of the Lambs
• Whisper of the Heart
• Porco Rosso
• Birth
• Ponyo

...plus 64 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.