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2004

★★★ Watched 27 May 2025

YEAH BAYBEEEEEE this is how that girlie in arrival felt probably: kind of a not-great ending but fuck me the journey was worth it.

1966

★★★★★ Watched 26 May 2025

clint with that little button nose and that cunty black choker like hello??? i must confess to a modicum of lust. no but anyway i love movies. i love them sososoooo much. every wide shot has ten hundred extras and four bombs, and every closeup is the most beautiful one in history. the bridge battle had me genuinely agape. i’m going to bed.

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2025

½ Watched 23 May 2025

guy ritchie is benjamin buttoning but with movie quality. despicable outing. insulting! 

every second is bad but what kind of sums it up is that domnhall gleeson is accidentally dressed as kim possible when we first see him, and clearly nobody on set noticed bc they’ve never encountered media before i guess.

2025

★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

Bold to cast Gal as a villain who steals a kingdom she has only a tenuous claim to and brands anyone who rebels as a criminal. The irony appears lost on her.

Bad movie. Expected, but decent slop is so easy to make that it’s frustrating when the bag is fumbled this hard.

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