Didn’t catch the end; I ran screaming from the theater in terror as a train approached the screen.

Watched it on mute on a tiny TV up in the corner of the room. You can really tell what's going on in this movie with or without the sound.

It's probably not fair to judge a movie about people singing based on my experience watching it on mute on a tiny TV while I focused on other stuff. But I think their voices were awful. Terrible singers. I'm obviously guessing but I think I'm right.

Thank GOD Tim Burton made this movie in 1988 and not 2008. Can you imagine what a piece of shit this would’ve been with a ton of green & purple CGI swirls and Johnny Depp as Beetlejuice? Goddamn.

When I first moved to New York I lived in a rent controlled apartment in Chelsea with a 65 year old woman who used to wake me up at three in the morning to tell me about the 70s and who I’m about 80% sure tried to poison me when I was moving out. Was a very stressful living situation but ultimately it was worth it because it allowed me to understand this movie on a level none of you could ever imagine.