A beautiful big dumb mess of a film that maybe goes for three too many victory laps as it stands in your doorway unsure of whether you're gonna kiss or not before it leaves.
Lots to think about. Probably should have leaned in and just been a full blown musical, it's like 80% there.
Fumbles a fair bit in the second half especially but it's got such a wild energy to it that I couldn't help but smile and fall…
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Didn't really grow up with the original. Two people I'm really close to have filled me in on all the weird omissions since I left the cinema, and I'm almost certain the animated version is better from the vague recollections I have of it.
However- I didn't mind this? I thought Stitch himself was extremely well animated and designed, Disney has clearly taken the on board that we're over dreary "realistic" CGI creatures so it was nice to see…
The cinematic equivalent of that "you need a really high IQ to understand Rick & Morty" copypasta.
Well done, Nolan. You're a very clever boy, aren't you? Who's a clever boy! Yes! You are! You coochie coochie coooo!
As we all know, true cinema is about confusing the fuck out of your audience to disappear up your own arsehole and deflect any criticism about underdeveloped characters by resting assured that "they just don't get it".
It looks great, is packed with…
