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I want to be Ryan Gosling god damn it

Such a well rounded movie

I watched Now You See Me yesterday so had to watch the better version today

It’s not Succession but it’ll do I guess. Pretty forgettable with some fun dialogue mixed in.

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WeWork is the prime example of why not every company should be ran by its founder. But it seems like if you could ignore all the job insecurity and nonsense it was one kick ass place to work. Ping pong, summer camp where we all black out, beer on tap in the office…. where do I sign

Watched on Saturday May 17, 2025.

“I’m THE X-Man”  

Super fun, great sound track, I listen to the like a prayer remix for fun I think it’s actually good. Not as great on rewatch but the first time I watched this I got the cameos and movie theater cheering and clapping Marvel experience so it’s hard to compare

Disney really is gonna make Hugh be Wolverine till he is 90…

I’ll have uhhhhhhhhhh…….. burger with 4 slices of cheese plz

This felt like a pharma commercial. They put all the benefits in the front half and then at the end we got the big long list of possible side effects including depression, suicidal tendencies, and more. Seek immediate medical attention if you forget… YOU ARE ONE

Watched on Sunday December 29, 2024.

My dad is a Teamster…I’m basically kinda sorta the son of the mob

The docking sequence in IMAX with the soundtrack so loud my chair was shaking….this is cinema…this is peak. Petition to have a annual IMAX rerelease

Santa meets the military industrial complex

If they ruin this with a lack luster season 2 instead of just leaving it alone I will seppuku all over the place. 

This shit was great

Dennis this is not your fault… it just wasn’t for me, I can respect it, I just don’t like love it.

Zoe watched a few A24 movies, said “wait I think I can do that” and then proceeded to do that at a C level of execution and originality. But it’s not bad I guess, just derivative

Meh, goes slow burn, slow burn, slow burn, wow this is actually kind of good!, and then a lack luster ending to top things off

The editing was great….but that’s all that was great

“What do we do?”
“Enjoy it.”

It still bangs. Sticks with you for a little while after every time you watch it in the best way possible. This is your notice to either watch this if you haven’t or to rewatch this as soon as possible if you have. You’ll be a better human for it :)

First half is a 4, second half is a 3. It’s like this movie has alzheimer's  and forgot what it wanted to do half way through and just kinda went yeah I guess that works

Dev Patel plz less cuts in the fighting scenes.
Besides the rapid cuts…the camera work during some of the fight choreography reminded me on the Kendrick Lamar Humble music video, particularly the shot where Kendrick looking at the camera and it keeps moving to a different location and he keeps looking at the lens. That combined with a soundtrack that bangs made this a very good time. 

I was patiently waiting for them to breakout in a 10min dance sequence the whole time

I watched this a month ago and it’s still kinda fuccin me up… 

It drags a bit, while watching it felt like some episodes could have easily been cut or condensed. But the ending tied it together enough that I can understand why some episodes feel boring. 

It is definitely cheesy and can be hard to get through at times but that ending just really threw me and I’ve thought about this series off and on since watching…I think that’s a good thing.

John Cena is always a good time in my opinion and this is no different.

Will this movie impress you…definitely not

Will it entertain you on a random Sunday night while you rip your bong and eat hot Cheetos…. 100%

It was ehh. I wanted more Napoleon battle strategy and less “give me a son or else”. I can see how this is a “good movie”  (visually impressive and Napoleon is pretty well developed) but it’s just not what I wanted and I checked the amount of time left in the movie atleast 4 times.

It is unfair to make this comparison but I rewatched 300 shortly after this and had a much better time with that. That movie may be historically inaccurate but than again so is Napoleon and atleast 300 is fun

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This movie has somehow made me a Timothée fan and that’s saying a lot. Towards the end I lost Paul a bit as I just don’t think Timmy boi can play a convincing leader type character for the same reasons that make him so good when playing the Paul that is struggling with what he should do and who he is. Maybe part of this isn’t on him and can be blamed on the fact that the transition from Freman wanna be to lisan al gaib happens so quickly.

Either way Iam honestly nitpicking and obviously loved it based on how fast I reached for that 5 star button. I hope more Dune magic is to be had in the future tho reading the books leads me to worry as the subject material starts to deteriorate after this IMHO

Ehhhh it was cool but I wanted more…idk exactly what I want more of but I know I wanted more

If Apple bought BlackBerry and I could get blue text messages bubbles on it I think I’d like that very much like that

The SEC don’t play, BlackBerry really fucked around and found out

90

No one puts Baby in a corner taken to the Nth degree meets Barbie meets the most on screen orgasms you will ever see.

The story of Bella Baxter is one to behold 

79

Sac is NorCal, The Bay is central CA. Don’t let anyone tell you different

100

A reminder to stop and smell the roses

63

A film with interesting ideas that ultimately fails to deliver. It’s almost a Birdbox sequel in that way. I went into this knowing nothing expecting to be taken on a rollercoaster but instead this movie took me on the teacups. It’s not terrible and the ideas can start some conversation but ultimately don’t expect much or you will be disappointed

84

I’ve talked about this movie a lot after watching it 

96

Iam sure you’ve heard enough people suck this movie off so Iam just gonna leave you with the score

79

This movie is memorable at the least. You get to hear “Cishet” used as an insult for the first time on screen and also a 12 year old say the words “cue cocaine”. Despite not being a theater kid, this movie was able to deliver jokes that made me laugh and a plot that had me invested.

82

Cosmo the dog carried. Star lord must be in real sad boi hours rn, probs got Marvin’s Room playing while he cries in the bath tub.

63

Idk why I hate Chris Pine so much but fucc that guy

79

The story of what happens when your dad finally comes back with that milk he said he was gonna get and you think life is gonna be great but then you find out he only came back to ask you for money.  

93

Potential QT’s best (maybe it’s Django tho idk). The villain really carries  the film, and QT makes it ever so easy for you to hate him. This movie really does it all and it does it well, it will draw into the story, will make you laugh, will put you on the edge of your seat (I mean the scene in the bar is one of the most tense scenes ever), is just a super fun movie while also managing to take it self serious. The soundtrack is also great. 

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78

He is Ken and his job is astronaut. Sometimes he gets emotionally traumatized by the death of this daughter and goes on a quest to feel anything other than grief through repeatedly risking his life in high stakes space missions. Barbie hates this and is sad. 

This one had some ups and downs. Space travel shown in a unique light, you don’t see the rocket go up when they go to the moon, or the capsule as it docks with the LEM, instead you see the inside of the these vehicles, almost as if your in there with Neil. You feel the anxiety of not really knowing where you are, only being able to “see” with your instruments. While it less of a theatrical spectacle, it lead to some great moments of tension and anxiety.

Neil (or should I just say Ryan Gosling because that’s all your going to see his as “oh look Ryan Gosling is on the moon”) is a bummer the whole movie. I get he is sad but like it seemed like he wasn’t even interested in space and just wanted to do something high stakes and that’s wack. Buzz was good though, very literal leading to some funny moments.

Overall, I think it might change with a rewatch, but for now it’s an ehh movie with the highlight being an interesting theatrical way of showing space flight.

86

He is Ken and his job is Drive. Sometimes Barbie has a child at 17 with a criminal, but that’s okay bc Ken is really good at Drive and can save the day. 

Arguably the best car getaway scenes in film. Say what you want but I am thinking about getting a scorpion jacket and walking around with a toothpick in my teeth at all times.

Really a 3.8 or 3.9. Letter box plz add a decimal rating system. As a Ken, this movie made me feel understood and validated. As soon as interest rates go down I hope to purchase my very own mojo dojo casa casa house where I will serenade my Barbie (as every Ken should).

Bomb go boom. My ear drums rattled, my tummy got butterflys. Left the theater feeling like I should have majored in physics. Within a couple days I started reading “The Making of the Atomic Bomb”. Some might  theorize that Iam obsessed…and to that I would say “Theory can only take you so far”

Very effective propaganda to make you feel all fuzzy and think everything is wholesome

Watched on Sunday November 6, 2022.

Watched on Wednesday September 14, 2022.