Like the original trilogy, this was aggressively fine. Better paced than Prom Night, at least.

So many people who could/have run their own movies (Ed Helms, Jonah Hill, Jay Baruchel, maybe more?) showing up for single scenes almost makes it interesting on its own.

For almost 40 years people have been asking if it's Macready or Childs when the answer is neither. The credits clearly say that John Carpenter's the Thing.

Adding half star for having a character's phone be on a charger while they sleep instead of just keeping it disconnected on the night stand like a sociopath.