sara Patron

cinema employee
really bad at rating films fairly

Favorite films

  • The Thing
  • Batman Begins
  • Prisoners
  • Full Metal Jacket

All
  • Silver Linings Playbook

    ★★★½

  • Metroland

    ★★★

  • The Secret Agent

    ★★

  • The Portrait of a Lady

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The Phantom of the Opera

2004

★★ Liked 2

He wasn’t even that ugly french people just be hating for no damn reason fr

Basic

2003

★★½ Liked 9

I can’t explain it but John Travolta looks like the human version of a penis

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Silver Linings Playbook

2012

★★★½ Liked 7

today is my nineteenth birthday

idk why this was my movie of choice today but i liked it. one more year until im officially unc status. think i want to be this age forever, things getting too serious from here on out

Metroland

1997

★★★ Liked 3

Bale Binge #11 

a very british drama comedy about this spineless husband whose personality is dictated by whatever manic pixie dream girl he happens to be dating 
i did enjoy it though 
NOT only because it was just an hour and a half of cbale sex scenes but the story was actually ok, reminded me of Past Lives. 

How brainrotted is this movie? 
0/10
can’t think of any references it reminded me of

Would I like to live in christian’s…

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Bring Her Back

2025

★★★★ Liked 13

south australia REPRESENTTT!!!!! 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🦅🦅🦅

The brothers used to frequent the tea tree plaza cinemas after filming their youtube videos
I know a handful of people who’ve been involved in both talk to me and bring her back 

I took my 70yo dad to see this i don’t think he appreciated it i think he thinks i need help 
Fucked up movie 
South australia stay winning with horror films and films in general (rising sun pictures eating up sfx in literally every film) 
come visit promise we won’t possess you x

The Purple Rose of Cairo

1985

★★★ Liked 3

The ending of this movie is fucking evil