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The average scene length of that film is about 0.3 seconds. What a massive insult to the talented actors in this movie and the legacy of Karate Kid.

Makes MCU Phase 4 look like high art

Finally feels like before endgame

Couldn’t think of a better choice for No. 1000

Wild to say but I liked the bits without the vampires the most.

Watched on Friday April 25, 2025.

So annoying to see yet another bad Jurassic Park film

Is this movie objectively terrible? Yes. Did I have a good time watching it? Shockingly yes.

The audience screaming and clapping for chicken jockey was a huge bonus.

Man these trump allegories keep getting wilder

Easiest 5 stars I ever hit, no question

This film should be perfect for me, but unfortunately, it sucks.

I feel like the homoeroticism of The Lighthouse was at least partially inspired by this movie.

Great example of truth being stranger than fiction.
It can also be quite a bit sadder, too.

This movie is silly and kind of bad but I liked it for some reason

Not sure if I liked this or not. Either way, Catholic cardinals are huge divas apparently.

My friend Sarah worked on this film and I’m very proud of her.

Hot damn the second half of this film rules

so they cut the horses head off, snuck it into the room, put it UNDER THE SHEETS, and this man didn’t wake up that whole time? Underrated mobsters, the penguin would woik miracles with these goons

Bad title, medium film, good time at the movies

I avoided this because I thought it was a war film. No one told me this was edgy Indiana Jones.

I bawled into my hands after this one was finished. The only film to do that to me, ever.

What a great start to my David Lynch journey. Consequently, what an unfortunate end to my David Lynch journey.

That kid fucking RULES, beat the FUCK outta your mum, HELL yeah

Huge shoutout to this film for following in the footsteps of Shape of Water (normalising furry sex at the movies)

I didn’t like how this stopped being Anora’s story towards the end.

Watched on Wednesday January 1, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday January 1, 2025.

“This Renfield prequel fucking rules”

(Stolen from Sandro)

Watched on Monday December 16, 2024.

Kubrick really said “Fuck the police” in the wildest possible way

As with many slow-ass, long-ass movies, lost me in the third act

Quirky and fun as hell. Everyone who was harsh on this needs to re-learn how to smile or something

I take back all the nasty things I said about Jason Reitman, this was exceptional

This is the only film from Coppola I have seen, and based on that I’m pretty sure he’s a hack 🤨

The food in this film is the aesthetic opposite of food in a Ghibli film.

The comedy is so good I just wish there was more

On one hand, there’s so much potential here that I feel isn’t fully explored. On the other, damn it really shoots for the stars. “There was a dream called Rome” really sold me though.

I laughed a lot. This movie didn’t need to exist.

Felt like a 100 minute version of one of those gorgeous animated shorts. Might have been better at that length tho 🤷‍♂️

I hated this movie till about half way. Then I started to like it. It was the bench scene at the end that convinced me.

Forget other movies, I don’t think I’ve ever felt that tense in my entire life, period.

This movie looks and sounds like SHIT but i liked it

easily one of the most consistently inconsistent movies ever. Genuine creative genius to be found here, along with (among many wildly bad choices) the worst end credits sequence I’ve ever seen

Little bit of a disappointing end to the trilogy, still good though

Next time I get really mad I’m gonna angrily munch a bug like Ed Harris

That’s gotta be the WORST way to wake up from a nap

God I wish anyone other than Netflix had made this

She Hulk did the same ending! Perhaps genius isn’t quite so lonely after all 🤔

That one joke with the names of the three pilots might be my favourite on-screen joke ever.

The phrase “they don’t make ‘em like they used to” gets thrown around a lot, by me especially. But at the end of this movie, Ripley tapes a machine gun with a grenade launcher to a flamethrower, and uses them both to single-handedly wipe out an alien hive. She then has a mech battle with the alien queen. It’s been nearly 40 years and nothing can compete with how cool that is.