The name’s Wick… Jean Wick…
Ahhhhhhh this was not great. To simply put, it was just playing while I did work on my computer and, surprisingly enough, the work was more interesting. Some of the fight scenes were cool, I’ll give it that, but overall the story just felt recycled and all of the exposition was killing me. This was the first modern French action movie I’ve seen and I think it might have to be the last.
First we mine, then we craft… let’s MINECRAFT
Oh. My. Gosh.
Dude.
I don’t even know what to say, like seriously.
Okay yes this actually sucks very terribly if you approach it from a critical perspective—expecting a Martin Scorsese film or something—but coming in expecting a fun time and WOW. This was freaking phenomenal. Genuinely one of the most funny, entertaining, and brainrotted movies I’ve ever seen. I haven’t laughed this much in the theater in a long, long time,…
FULL MAN SANDWICH
Ain’t no way I just watched this for a third time already bruh AND ITS STILL PEAK.
There needs to be a character study done on the relationship between Steve and Garrett. Genuinely one of the most beautiful brotherhoods in all of film which will inspire millions of men all across the world for years and years to come.
Once again, thank you Jared Hess for this monumental achievement in cinema history. I appreciate you greatly.
I think I might have autism.
