what it means to be French is when your dogs are German, your tea is British, your money is American, your girlfriends are Italian, your secret base is Brazilian, and your butler is Japanese

should've just been a faux biopic of Malkovich as a camp popstar

only a sociopath who studied business online would name a company anything as generic as 'video production news'

the perfect lesbian spy movie that puts lesbianing first and spying second