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"she's super happy! The blow to her head made her deaf!"

So many good one-liners 😂

Corny film about tap dancing and women, including Liza Minnelli, Julie Walters and Ellen Greene - you really think I wouldn't enjoy this?

Melissa McCarthy has always been hot.

God forbid women have hobbies 🙄

No but seriously this is enrichment of the soul. They invented feminism. They invented lesbianism. They invented crime.

Win for the bisexuals.
Low-key a bit boring though.

I have recently become a vessel built to obsess over the stage musical of this film. So here I am again. Though this lacks lesbians :(

I watched the stage musical of this yesterday, and although the film isn't as gay and slay I did really enjoy it still 😁

On this rewatch I decided to really focus in on Magenta (when don't I?) but in particular her dislike for Eddie; how she pulls a face when he's mentioned, took so much joy in cooking, serving and eating him and has a blast singing the song about how terrible of a person he was. I've decided this is all due to jealousy because she's in love with Columbia. In this essay I will-

Jennifer Coolidge carried.
Jack black and Jason Momoa are married.

That's enough poetry, I need to vent about how they told us the evil pig lady wanted to be a dancer and it didn't lead us anywhere? It didn't lead to jack black defeating her in a dance battle? Why did they set this up then? Or have I missed the post credit scene?
Also how very dare show us the cutest pig with the little drawing then do that 😢 distraught.

Was the plot really that interesting? No. But Jim Steinman songs, exploding motorbikes and a lesbian sidekick? What's not to love?

Feathers McGraw most villain of all time. Pissed myself when he straight up whipped out a gun

Moon on crackers looks bangin

So you're telling me all this bizarre fun creativity was used to make something so dull, meaningless and offensive? Booooo 👎👎👎

James Norton 5 second cameo at the end!? Slay!
Anyway yeah, moral of the story is that men are horrible. I could've told you that.

Don't love this portrayal and implication that all gay men are predators? 'i don't touch my kids but it's a struggle' um WHAT. So anyway yeah, felt no sympathy for Hector lol. Surprised I was supposed to?
I couldn't bare to be in that room full of pretentious twats.

Silly goofy film about a robot that comes to life, with a dash of 80s racism and misogyny

I don't want to write a silly review because it was a serious film about WW2. But Kate Winslet was very good. Oh, and Andy Samberg was there too.

So that slayed. Kate Winslet is very hot and very sexy and I enjoyed this a lot. The end.

I never wanted to use macramé to kill!

Rip Lulu, you would've loved brat summer.

Bad, cheesy, they broke up because she wasn't cool enough in school? She literally looked so cool, what do you mean? Lola was unbearable. But it was gay and silly and goofy I guess so ill let it off for being kinda crap.

Can't believe Aubrey Plaza murdered her parents because she felt bad for them for their investment in the Santa clause charade 😞

Seeing this in 4K was the best bit, this was a first and it was SO COOL!
The film itself wasn't my cup for tea necessarily but here were my fave bits:
- Mancunian Thor
- When the characters were far away their faces turned from detailed anime style to this 🙂
- Olwyn was a milf

Just watched again, no regrets. God I love miss piggy, the icon she is.

I am big enough and old enough to it I cried a bit at the tiny chair and crutch.

The sign language scene nearly had me tearing up, I can't lie.

I wasn't expecting a sexually charged harness tightening scene but you won't find me complaining:)) Very good, I enjoyed this one, had good chemistry, very cutesy, lots to love

Cutesy :) wasn't getting much chemistry from the lesbians I can't lie, they barely interacted and didn't smooch so :/

Buzz, your girlfriend! Woof!

Babe, you're telling me it was a wig? You could have chosen any style you wanted and you chose that one? Nonetheless, I'd still stalk you on a dog walk

WHEN! IS! IT! MY! TURN!?
No but genuinely, love this film. I hope when I'm next in work a milf leaves behind her gloves and it breaks into this whole love affair 🤞🤞

If Anne Hathaway called me her girl, danced with me like that and kissed me, I would do the same.

It's got lesbians, fake dating, carol references, bad photography, clichés and I couldnt help but imagine a Caroline x Gillian AU just like it 😆

She makes the Mona Lisa look like a number painting.

I love when her boobs open the gate, makes me cackle every time, 10/10 cinematography, love it.

Bloody weird. Just the way I like it 😁

Justice for Tib 🥲

Life doesn't have to be ugly. Look at the birds out there. Listen to their call ... Ooweee... ooweee...ooweee....ooweee

Why did I make the decision to re-embark on year 7 trauma? Also, fun fact, my brother (year 8) now needs a note to take this book out of the school library. He's not studying it, just wants to read it. He needs a note. Where was our protection? We had no choice.

Winona Ryder 👀
Susan Sarandon!?! 👀

And I don't fancy him because I'm a lesbian duh, but straight people I see you, Christian bale is such a cutie patootie.

No but seriously Susan Sarandon!!?! 🥵🫠

I hate men. I love Siobhan Finneran with a mullet.

That was legitness

Did no prior research, didn't know it was satire, thought it was genuine horror/mystery 😆 I wish I knew beforehand to expect silly goofiness, I might've enjoyed it more. I was waiting for the murder mystery part to be intrinsic or emotionally motivated or unexpected, which it wasn't. But I get it now, that was the point lol

My crush on Sarah Jessica Parker in this is still standing strong. I must have a thing for Sarahs.

He lived, He spent 6 years in evil medical school, He served cunt, He froze.

They all need to stop telling Magenta to shush. I swear down, leave my freaky lil alien woman alone.

So much envy that some people got to witness Sarah Lancashire play Adelaide for a month in 2005. But also, love that.

Petition to get the shrunken head dudes to replace minions.

Boring. Bad. Didn't care. Too much man. No interesting backstories. Irrelevant characters. Nothing interesting happened. Everything was resolved super easy. Bad.

Very very cool film 😁 and I too become fixated on an actress and have to research her and her entire filmography.

I love that there's a specific genre of character that's essentially just 'camp horror nerd boy'. And I didn't Alec Baldwin pulling it off so well, slay for him hell yeah.

It's more likely than you'd think...

• 8 Women
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Carol
• Imagine Me & You
• Portrait of a Lady on Fire
• Rafiki
• Saving Face
• Bottoms
• Desert Hearts
• Ammonite

...plus 15 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• The Rocky Horror Picture Show
• Shock Treatment
• Phantom of the Paradise
• Little Shop of Horrors
• Clue
• Ghostbusters
• Hocus Pocus
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Scooby-Doo
• Elvira: Mistress of the Dark

...plus 13 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

The best genre in cinema history.

• The Rocky Horror Picture Show
• Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
• Little Shop of Horrors
• Phantom of the Paradise
• Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical
• Repo! The Genetic Opera

Blood and boobies probably.

• Repo! The Genetic Opera
• Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
• Pink Flamingos
• Jubilee
• Female Trouble