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Favorite films

  • 8½
  • Bicycle Thieves
  • The Long Goodbye
  • Let the Corpses Tan

All
  • The Phoenician Scheme

  • The Killer

  • The Swimmer

    ★★★★★

  • You've Got Mail

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Close Your Eyes

2023

★★★★★ Liked Watched

Wish I had the background to look at this in the context of Victor Erice’s small but rich filmography, but this is a groundbreaking piece. It’s just so informed, and while there is a stewing sense of closure here and probably a larger read to be had about the filmmaker as it closes out his filmography, it’s also just laser-focused on truths of living and memory that feel apt for a filmmaker coming out of a multi-decade long break.

Close…

Barbie

2023

★★★★★ Liked Watched

I have tried starting this review multiple times and haven’t gotten far in any attempts.

It would be wrong of me to start this in any personal way that attempts to suggest that this film’s meaning to me and my identity extended beyond my love of Greta Gerwig’s films and gonzo blockbusters. I had the absolute privilege of watching Barbie a day early at the “Barbie Blowout Party!” hosted at the Orange Park AMC and only a handful of other…

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The Phoenician Scheme

2025

Liked Watched

Put that shit on the court

The Killer

2023

Liked Rewatched

I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does

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Deadpool & Wolverine

2024

15

A lot of you are too concerned with Deadpool and not concerned enough with the employment pool, far too many people at my 10am Friday screening, y’all need to get some goddamn jobs.

I’ve had enough.