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In the middle of this movie a man opened his phone, opened google maps, and zoomed in on the middle of the ocean

It’s Christmas Eve! I could be at home drinking this monster egg nog my brother makes with lighter fluid

Chekov’s theragun

More comedy movies should be done in the style of pioneering midwest emo band American Football

I want to be a master mariner

Gender spectrum
victor garber (men) Leonardo dicaprio (women) billy Zane (non binary)

Before the movie started I ask iris if this movie was in English. She said yes. Then the movie started and it was definitely not in English. Some may even say it was in French. Then the character went to England and I thought surely now they will speak English. Do not be fooled, they also speak French there. This must be how people feel watching Hollywood movies all the time. There is a lesson here

you could never hit on a 13 year old boy these days because of cancel culture

Not a cellphone in sight just people living in the moment and cunnilingus

I wonder which Michael b Jordan was first on the call sheet

Finally ketamine representation on film 💘

It really do be the damn phones

They made dopey fuckable. Rachel zegler come on my podcast girl historians

LIFE HAS BEEN SHIT SINCE PRINT MEDIA FELL

I can’t stop thinking about how when this came out people said they were glorifying these people when it was a WARNNNIN NGGG AND WE MISSEDDD ITTTTT

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I knew we couldn’t trust rege jean page after he was too good to return to bridgerton :/

My favourite part was when the mama lamb and the baby lamb cuddled and were happy

A movie that bravely asks what if we gave bbc’s doctor who one billion dollars

Her agent was so ive and she did not appreciate it!!!

A true movie for cat lovers

The guy who plays the dork directed long legs btw…..????

So he gay right

Gowns beautiful gowns

It insists upon itself

Finally a film for women

Tw: Chris Sandiford in fedora

Wait what box is in the what?

Need to get into nightgowns fr

Why does Jesse eisenberg only do up one button on he damn shirt??? Piss off

Watched this alone at 11am on a Monday and during one of the most intense scenes in act 2 an old man answered his ringing phone and said “hello? Yes I’m watching the brutalist”

DONT FISH EAT OTHER FISH THE MARLINS AND THE TROUT???!!!!!

Got to show this to my roommate like a man showing his girlfriend the godfather

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I’ve always said I wanted more ayahuasca trips and snake fight sequences in my devastating gay dramas

I take back everything I said about this movie I openly wept for the entire second half

When me and the girls wear matching outfits and get messy at da club

So happy they made a biopic about trump’s fake tan

Mad they cut the part where Joan Baez goes Tashi Duncan on Bob Dylan and John Lennon. Glad they kept in Bob Dylan’s commitment to looking and acting like a lesbian.

So miss piggy and Kermit have children. If they are frogs they are boys and if they are pigs they are girls. Do the pigs have any frog dna or vice versa I wonder.

Pre 9/11 air travel was a fever dream fr

Barbie but for girls who don’t know what the Barbie movie is and just sort of went hmm yes women’s names

Personally I always thought golf and hockey were the same

Can’t believe I saw this again with ANOTHER person who had no idea of the plot. Didn’t infer from the poster or anything. Just totally floored that the wicked witch was good. I need a drink!

As soon as this movie ended Brendan turned to me and said “wait…so she’s the good guy?”

I love when born sexy yesterday is a twink

Giving this 4 stars because I’m afraid of men

1. Andrew Garfield make this face 😧
2. Lee braithwaite… i believe there is a star here 
3. Kinda hated the overall message but the performances were so enjoyable this is still a 4 star for me

The substance could never

All cops are beautiful dancers

Only one mention of Toronto Ontario Canada  :/

Mommy wants eggs

• The Color Purple
• The Iron Claw
• Quiz Lady
• Dicks: The Musical
• Eileen
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• All of Us Strangers
• Mean Girls
• American Fiction
• Past Lives

...plus 10 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Ranking my 2023 first time watches 💅
Actually only kind of ranked

1. 2001: A Space Odyssey
2. Poor Things
3. Saltburn
4. BlackBerry
5. Barbie
6. Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
7. Oldboy
8. The Holdovers
9. Aftersun
10. The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover

...plus 54 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Trying to watch 100 movies in 2022

1. Everything Everywhere All at Once
2. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
3. Pink Flamingos
4. All Quiet on the Western Front
5. Shiva Baby
6. Hands on a Hardbody: The Documentary
7. Do the Right Thing
8. Avatar: The Way of Water
9. Disney Channel's Theme: A History Mystery
10. Pride & Prejudice

...plus 89 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.