Alright, I'm calling it now, cis people aren't allowed to make movies any more, y'all can't be trusted.

It's not that it's offensive - though, y'know, yeah - it's that it's really fucking bad. Aesthetically and emotionally ugly without cause; borrowing the patina of experimental filmmaking to cover for a lack of understanding of visual language; borrowing the language of minority experiences to tell a story about two cishet white people experiencing difficulty for the first time ever; relying on…

[Garfield looking at a "no Garfields" sign meme but it's Adam McKay pointing at his movie about how we're all too obsessed with celebrity and clout and money and distraction to pay attention to the slow inevitable destruction of the planet and society, and no matter what we do the rich will get richer off our tragedies

"Huh. I wonder who that's for."

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Look I don't know if I really think that. Like, we're all just making #content to…