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Favorite films

  • The Sugarland Express
  • Man's Favorite Sport?
  • A Nos Amours
  • The Assassin

All
  • Rewind & Play

    ★★★★

  • Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

    ★★★

  • Rambo: First Blood Part II

    ★★

  • Friendship

    ★★★½

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Rewind & Play

2022

★★★★ Liked Watched

Bomb . Now!

Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

2025

★★★ 4

What you've heard about the first half is true and is incredibly destabilizing to a series that has built its name on its sturdiness, the reliability of its star and the directors he chooses to dance with. The fact that the first hour or so - you could argue as much as the first half but no more I feel - feels so aimless, so fumbling in its attempt to find and sustain an entry way and a rhythm echoes…

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Cherry

2021

32

Imagine Martin Scorsese tells you that you are only good for making amusement park rides for Disney babies and you get spooked so bad that you try to make a *two and a half hour* dramatic adaptation of a bestseller that is markedly more shallow than the movies with the flag-shield man and his talking raccoon friends. Indefensible.

Kingsman: The Secret Service

2014

22

Anyone who dedicates a movie that ends with a Swedish princess letting a 22-year-old spy fuck her "in the asshole" to their mother is a complete fucking sociopath.

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