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"You can't tell anymore if it's a heavy petting party or a civics entrance exam"

"You think just because you're more enlightened than most officers I hate you any less? I hate all officers,..."

"Rudi calls me the Queen of Auswitchz"

Literally happening currently in your city

The final alien just looks like the weird kid in your 6th grade class...overuse of acid blood. We get it

They don't name characters things like "Whore House Lucky Jim" anymore

"I wonder what other people do on their vacations"

How ignoble to be killed by the most Milhouse of police, alas!

If even 1/58 of this is true autobiography then holy shit, wild stuff.

A double VHS of anxiety

The role of Buscmi played expertly by Steve Buscmi

"A day late and a dick short"

Is this the most feminist one?

Shoutout to the grandma doing her own stunts.

Sammy Davis and Dean Martin did not making this movie.

Tracksuit excellence

I'm a complete sucker for a who dun it and the stupider the detectives accent the better to me. You are allowed to like the dreck you like, leave me to mine.

The 9/11 joke was * chefs kiss *

This is how most planet fitnesses are

* watched at Bad Movie Bingo, Art House Eugene*

Imagine how abysmal this would be if it came out today.

This literally happened to a girl I met once

Absolutely couldn't be me not enjoying the color and bouquet of a fresh cup of tea my rivals wife just handed me to shift my focus from the coming battle.

The travails of being married to a rockabilly girl in the valley.

You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker!

Also

Fuckin' Pabst Blue Ribbon!

I'm a sucker for this crap

May the Spirit of God bugger you

Copaganda at its cutest

The Robert Eggers cut of the Minecraft movie.

Watched on Monday January 6, 2025.

Sorta in and out of this one, but there were 3 separate jokes about Patrick's ass so it's a good SpongeBob movie in my book.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Confused Racism

I have no doubt this was Elon Musks favorite movie of the year.

Idk even as an amalgam monster Demi Moore remains stunning.

Connor Omalley and Mac Tonight were two jump scares I was not expecting.

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The part where the Doom soundtrack kicks in and all those trans women fuck up the police deserves its own Oscar. PERIOD.

Mad titans shitting into the pits of hell for eternity?! Sign me up! (Truly the only film deserving of a "cinematic universe")

The princess diaries but with one of Howard Sterns old callers.

If you thought this movie was too long, it's because you don't respect HEROES. Such as Colonel Fuddy Duddy, Major Handsome, and General Polish Guy.

Journey to the Best (Coast)

You people did sell your damn souls for a " nintendo Gameboy or some shit"

A movie set in Japan with exactly 2 Japanese actors.

Weak ass napoleon

A movie about friendship

I mean there were a couple times these people got pretty bummed.

Basically the magnum opus of dudes rock cinema.

The scene where she put giant padded shoulders over her giant padded shoulders was a choice.

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The twist being there is no twist has me feeling schizophrenic.

More like ET FOMO amirightfolks?

Definitely a TREAT to see this flick on the night in question.

You're in a fight for your life and you don't drop the handicam? Come on man.

A series of double features from the year, viewed during the days between Christmas and New Years. Really encapsulates the vibe of a given year.

• I Saw the TV Glow
• Monkey Man
• The Substance
• Deadpool & Wolverine

The vibe of the semi employed good old bois who made up the San Fernando Valley/greater LA area in the 1970s

• Every Which Way but Loose
• Hooper
• Any Which Way You Can
• The Long Goodbye