cob has reviewed 144 thrillers tagged ‘first-watch’.

Ballerina

2025

★★★★½ Liked 1

yeah…i’m thinking we’re back

Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

2025

★★★★½ Liked Watched

yeah..i’m thinking we’re back

Hurry Up Tomorrow

2025

Watched

lifeless, tiring, forced. essentially a feature length ad for the album. nothing more than an ego trip. all style, zero substance. not even jenna ortega dancing to blinding lights could save this self-indulgent slop.

The Surfer

2024

★★★½ Liked Watched

genuinely felt like i was losing my fucking mind watching this (complimentary)

Neighborhood Watch

2025

★★★ Liked Watched

is there anyone more employed than jack quaid

Havoc

2025

★★★★ Liked Watched

unhinged blood splattered tom hardy is my favorite tom hardy

Revelations

2025

★★½ Watched

religious people are fucking terrifying

The Assessment

2024

★★★★ Liked Watched

yeah those last twenty minutes hit me like a fucking truck

The Actor

2025

★★ Watched

we have memento at home

Black Mirror: USS Callister

2017

★★★★ Liked Watched

STEALING MY PUSSY IS A RED FUCKING LINE

The Amateur

2025

★★★ Liked Watched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

825 Forest Road

2025

Watched

i refuse to believe this is the guy who’s responsible for the hell house franchise