Ti West you almost had me fooled there for a couple movies! I dunno what the fuck this dogshit is though.

Total piece of shit. It's one thing to try to make one of these on purpose (you can't), but this doesn't even have the common decency to have more than one joke. If you like this you are a dumb baby.

Technically meets the criteria to be called a movie.

You can't possibly expect me to believe that sitting through the other however many SAWses is the thing that will make this look even borderline competent. It's got more breaks for Chris Rock's shtick than LETHAL WEAPON 4, which somehow looks less lazy by comparison.

Almost entirely worthless and nonsensical.

Discussed on Episode 56 of The Suspense is Killing Us.

I perhaps foolishly assumed this would be like so many other legendary flops: ambitious but misguided, with flashes of inspiration, ultimately not particularly good but better than its reputation. And it is all those things (well, except that last one)! Additionally it is insufferably unfunny, bloated at barely 90 minutes, ugly as shit despite some impressive and expensive production design and VFX, and basically it just sucks. I wanted to find the secret of Eddie Murphy's THE FIFTH ELEMENT, but turns out there isn't one.

Turns out he did it.

One of your more insipid pre-mondo "documentary" exposes, pretty much pure homophobia. I don't deny chuckling at some of this patently absurd, wildly dated bullshit, but like they say, careless talk costs lives.

Shit Follows

Has a Tommy Wiseau cameo. This can fuck right off.

Maybe they should do a sequel about a black kid who gets falsely arrested, then spends years in prison suffering all manner of abuse while awaiting trial because he can't make bail, then when he does finally get out, he's so annihilated he can't function any longer and then commits suicide. Fuck this.

a perfect example of the narrow range of woman so-called "feminist" genre film considers valuable and empowered. a huge step back for McKee.