Adam I

Top four left to right: you go to bed hungry and your dreams slowly turn into nightmares until you wake up dehydrated and irascible.

Favorite films

  • Tampopo
  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
  • Coraline
  • Eraserhead

All
  • Building a Building

  • Flowers and Trees

  • Ratatouille

    ★★★★★

  • Paying for It

    ★★★½

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Building a Building

1933

Watched

Mickey Mouse used to mostly beat the fucking shit out of his boss for making him work through lunch. Mickey was trying to get laid over his lunch break and his boss tried to make him work so Mickey fucking beat the god damn shit, I mean the shit, out of him and wrecked the construction site. What happened? Something has happened. But what was it? What the hell happened?

Ratatouille

2007

★★★★★ Liked Watched

Imagine pitching this? Like...try to explain this concept. Like, later tonight in the mirror try breaking down the premise of this movie like you're pitching to an exec at Pixar. It's nice that every once in a while an insane person is able to push an idea through mainstream channels and have it be flushed out and taken seriously. That's a precious thing.

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A Complete Unknown

2024

★★ 2

The movie should just be called “come watch Timothée Chalamet play Bob Dylan: the movie” because that’s all this really is. 

Lots of people have played Bob Dylan. Emotionally unavailable weird little dudes with messy hair and esoteric catchphrases are wandering around everywhere. I played Bob Dylan for about two years in high school I think, I was unbearable. Because only Bob Dylan is tolerable as Bob Dylan. 

The reason Bob Dylan, specifically this mid 60s version of him, is…

Challengers

2024

★★★★½ 3

After the boys kissed Hope kept misgendering the characters, like she kept calling Art "her." I guess she got confused. I have to explain some things I guess. #homophobehope