I write scripts and have existential crises about climate change

A stoic Michael Fassbender repeating the same mantra several times, philosophising and bombarding you with statistics while listening to the Smiths, killing people and displaying some of the worst product placement for 2 hours.
The teenage edgelords are gonna love this shit
It's all very grand but I had trouble investing in it emotionally. I felt like a distant observer as opposed to someone being taken on a journey or told a story.
The second half completely shits itself. Not only was THAT scene completely out of nowhere (which is something that I know does work with some films), but the remainder is so rushed from that point onwards. The switch to the epilogue was such a tonal whiplash that the other…