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Favorite films

  • Blade Runner
  • Caligula
  • Showgirls
  • Batman Returns

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  • Brazil

    ★★★★★

  • Caligula: The Ultimate Cut

    ★★★★★

  • Texas, Adios

    ★★★

  • Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

    ★★★½

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Caligula: The Ultimate Cut

2023

★★★★★ Liked 11

"Do you have to make your contempt for the institution so obvious... why!?"
"It is my inspiration."

To describe the development of Caligula as troubled would be a hilarious understatement. Scripted by Gore Vidal and directed by Tinto Brass, the film was single-handledly financed by founder of Penthouse magazine, Bob Guccione. (When lead actor Malcolm McDowell asked asked why the film was being funded by a pornographer, Vidal responded, "Malcolm, just think of him as one of the Warner Bros!").…

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Caligula: The Ultimate Cut

2023

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

From Tinto Brass' autobiography:

"Inspired by Heliogabalus, a book by Antonin Artaud, I wanted to structure the story of Caligula according to a narrative scheme articulated around three fundamental nuclei: the logic of Utopia, of Power, and of Madness. Caligula, full of hopes and illusions, rises to power. He dreams of managing it, according to the logic of Utopia, for noble and just purposes, and his first acts of government express this intention. He does not realize that he is…

Troll 2

1990

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

"I didn't want to write your typical horror movie. So I came up with a story about trolls who were vegetarians. Because at that point in my life, I had many friends who were vegetarians, and it pissed me off."

RIP Rossella Drudi.

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No Time to Die

2021

★★★★★ Liked 6

I cried like a little bitch.

Showgirls

1995

★★★★★ Liked 5

I finally watched the TV version and not only are the dubbing and Microsoft Paint-style bras hilarious, but it's close to an hour shorter than the theatrical cut. Entire scenes have been omitted, rendering the film incoherent as fuck. I'm begging a boutique label to give this masterpiece the UHD release it deserves, complete with the TV version as a bonus feature.