Dan Pro

Favorite films

  • JFK
  • Hereditary
  • Breakdown
  • Rat Race

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  • Fear Street: Prom Queen

    ★★

  • Oklahoma City Bombing: American Terror

    ★★★½

  • A Deadly American Marriage

    ★★★

  • Black Mirror: Eulogy

    ★★★★

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Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

2024

2

There is a deeper message than just the humor on the surface here. Not everyone will understand the satire presented, even if it's in their face. But what was supposed to be a look back at past anxiety and uncertainties is now a direct look at the times we currently live in. This movie was not supposed to exist during the dark reality that inspired it.

Friend of the World

2020

3

Numerous viewers have claimed they could not sit through it, despite the length being under an hour, turning it off usually all at the same point. I challenge anyone who knows about this film to watch it in its entirety and guess at what point others may have rage quit.

Many have made it clear: this is not a film for everyone. It has been disregarded by various outlets and audiences for its non mainstream approach and unorthodox runtime (even…

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Fear Street: Prom Queen

2025

★★ Watched

Things to love, but mostly awful. I can’t understand why the dialogue was poor and directed performances were so flat for a Netflix budget.

There are better indies screaming for attention, and movies like this do not deserve to cut the line.

Black Mirror: Eulogy

2025

★★★★ Liked Watched

Only Giamatti could hold my attention with extreme dialogue and slow storytelling.

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Barbarian

2022

★★★★½ Liked Watched

I need a drink and an anxiety pill after watching Justin Long teach me everything I need to know ing a tape measurer. This is Cabin in the Woods, Silence of the Lambs, and Parasite all together as its own movie. This is exactly how you make something fresh in the era of sequels, spin-offs and reboots. Best horror movie I’ve seen since Hereditary!

Spider-Man: No Way Home

2021

★★★★★ Liked Watched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.