<beginning of official A24 book research>

(not gonna log all of these, but felt like commemorating the occasion)

bleak as hell. my 5-year-old asked me "how many minutes are left?" before lilo and stitch even met for the first time.

his trailer reviews:

- The Bad Guys 2: “no”
- The Smurfs: “never”
- Superman: “is he a bad guy?”
- Elio: “I saw this on YouTube” (?)
- Zootopia 2: “What DAY in November?! We should go to the movie theater every day just to check.”

watching the last 30 minutes of this movie with a packed audience is truly one of life's greatest pleasures.

undeniably funny that this 160-minute half-movie about how the wicked witch of the west got her broom opens with voiceover saying “let me tell you the whole story.”