David Patron

Favorite films

  • Moonlight
  • GoodFellas
  • Spirited Away
  • Nashville

All
  • Howl

    ★★½

  • Monster

    ★★★½

  • My Own Private Idaho

    ★★★★★

  • Mala Noche

    ★★★

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Ratatouille

2007

½ Liked Rewatched

This is my Yelp review for La Ratatouille.

I've heard a lot of great things about this restaurant, hearing it called the best restaurant in Paris. And boy oh boy if that is not an indorsement than I do not know what is! So I go the restaurant, asked for a table, the waiter said it was full, gave him a $20 and a handjob in the back alley, and ended up getting a great seat by the window overlooking…

Music

2021

½ 1

I usually don't get personal with my diary entries here, but I feel like I should for this entry. I am on the Autism Spectrum, being diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome. I have a hard time with communication and sometimes I do take a while to think of what to say and do next. And while I have grown and learned to be better at that, I still do have difficulties from time to time. I have better than most on…

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Howl

2010

★★½ Watched

I'm not much of a poetry nerd, but I have read Howl and I found it to be one of the best piece of literature I had ever read! Such an explosive and ionate writing that was absolutely unlike anything I had ever read before, and quite frankly I haven't come close to anything that came close to it. The film has been on my radar since its release in 2010, and with my love of the documentaries filmmaking duo…

Monster

2003

★★★½ Watched

For years I've heard that Charlize Theron gives an incredible performance that ranks among the best Oscar-winning performances of all time. After finally watching it... honestly I'm not sure she would rank in my top ten. Maybe top twenty? I don't know. Maybe if I was around for the award season that year and knew about Theron's career prior to Monster coming out, I'd be more blown away. I mean I was technically around, but I was like 8. I…

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The Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa

2002

½ Liked Rewatched

Great Grandma, you always know what to say!

Ohfhuhashahaasfhhahauhhuhahhua CHIIIIIIIIIISTMAS

Werewolf Women of the S.S.

2007

★★★★★ Liked 2

If there is any man who would get away with yellowface, it would be Nic Cage