This is my Yelp review for La Ratatouille.
I've heard a lot of great things about this restaurant, hearing it called the best restaurant in Paris. And boy oh boy if that is not an indorsement than I do not know what is! So I go the restaurant, asked for a table, the waiter said it was full, gave him a $20 and a handjob in the back alley, and ended up getting a great seat by the window overlooking…