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a twink, a diva… and chevy chase

Watched on Friday June 13, 2025.

for winning a game of bullshit :(

the fact that all that cunt was served at the behest of an old man is appalling

girl i hate your fucking family. anyway will you marry me?

are we seriously supposed to think that guy is hotter than jason bateman?

why are we waiting till the wedding day to make big decisions about our relationships

are you crazy in the coconut???

you can pry sad lesbian movies out of my cold dead hands

if one more fucker gives reggie a fake name i’m gonna blow my lid

bring back bloopers at the end of movies!!!

the pure cunt served by harry bright is still unmatched to this day

noone’s serving as much cunt as freddie prinze jr playing daphne

the amount of cuts to sara zeitgeist on her motorbike are killing me

anna went to the alison dilaurentis school of wearing one iconic outfit the entire time

one thing about zac efron is he’s gonna play a basketballer with a fuckass haircut

the donald trump jumpscare (trumpscare, if you will) was so fucking unnecessary

maybe it’s my period talking but suddenly i feel really bad for kevin mckidd

i get so emotional about jennifer garner’s character in this movie

women should not be successful. they should marry the first ugly man they see

maybe i should just fucking die

CHEATING? ON MARK RUFFALO??? WITH HIM?????

everything was going so well until she took back that ugly cheating cunt

fucking love being a lesbian

“YOU HAVE A BUTLER?” - girl who has a butler

missed it. i was gonna fist you.

one cannot ignore the pure yaoism of han and lando’s relationship

Watched on Saturday May 31, 2025.

nish is good!

i thought that was colonel mustard, but it was in fact… private detective, gene parmesan

stop soliloquising, you danish poof!

why did none of those parents age after 15 years

so were they vampires or ghosts then?

the absolute sabotage of having reece shearsmith stand next to adrian brody just to really show us how absolutely tiny this man is

i’m really sorry that i blocked your cock

Watched on Friday May 16, 2025.

that annoying moment when a guy lies about his job so you pimp him out

Watched on Sunday May 11, 2025.

“let’s all be hot as hell and not tell tom”

abusive, misogynistic, square jawline, piercing blue eyes AND a mullet??? pick a fucking struggle man

craig pelton would have loved this movie

i dont wanna manger no dead banana

a maniac who talks to himself? coming for pheonix buchanan’s nachos i see

just like miss congeniality 1, but swap the good plot and feminism with stereotypes and bad writing

the butchest woman they could imagine was just a girl who wears glasses and doesn’t brush her hair

me when you shave your legs <3

the consequences of associating with justin theroux

diversity WIN! the violent homophobe is actually gay!!!

need voodoo lady released on spotify more than i need air to breathe

BREAKING NEWS: Bernice and Pauline lesbianism scene just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after watching it for the 200th time

"You're already falling in love with me."
"I'm gonna make you wish you were dead."

• How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

  fine ahh cast

• Bottoms

  this is a rom com fight me

• Just Like Heaven

  double smash

• 13 Going on 30

  mark ruffalo fine as hell

• Palm Springs

  if i could give ten stars for andy samberg stabbing derek hale with a fork i would

• Confessions of a Shopaholic

  i want hugh dancy so bad

• What's Your Number?

  chris evans fine as hell

• 10 Things I Hate About You

  kinda want everyone

• She's the Man

  not sure why she never considered pretending to be gay

• Bridget Jones's Diary

  mark and daniel should’ve fucked

...plus 35 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

all the ones i’ve bothered to watch / want to watch

• Bottoms

  this was actually made for me and me only (ugly untalented gay)

• Bound

  who up jorkin it

• But I'm a Cheerleader

  even has a happy ending like cmon

• Portrait of a Lady on Fire

  she chose the memory of her </3

• The Children's Hour

  i hope karen marched out of that cemetery and killed that little sociopath

• Brokeback Mountain

  made me want to kill myself so its a 10/10 for me

• Supernova

  this one destroyed me

• Mulholland Drive

  i love u david lynch <3 would've been the perfect lesbian movie had it not been for JUSTIN THEROUX

• D.E.B.S.

  its like if the lesbian gods decided to make a movie just for me

• The Vampire Lovers

  personally i think representing lesbians as blood sucking hotties is rather accurate but thats just my stupid opinion 

...plus 16 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

nice to meet u i am wampire
all in order of when i watched them

• What We Do in the Shadows

  theyre all homos !!! bonus points for peak vampire lore

• Fright Night

  lets be real i came for david tennant but the vampire lore is actually decent 

• What We Do in the Shadows: Interviews with Some Vampires

  i mean its also wwdits of course it made the list

• The Vampire Lovers

  ingrid pitt ur service to the lesbian vampire community will never be forgotten

• Dracula

  for a movie from a billion years ago this actually eats

• The Brides of Dracula

  no goofy dracula :((( but still super entertaining for a movie made before dinosaurs existed 

• Dracula: Prince of Darkness

  i’d just let dracula take a little nibble tbh he seems harmless enough 

• Dracula Has Risen from the Grave

  once again i really think dracula is just a silly little guy

• Taste the Blood of Dracula

  dracula invented feminism confirmed 

• Scars of Dracula

  if i died that many times id simply give up so hats off to dracula

...plus 34 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.