Humorous MST3K commentary, but dear lord the movie was so fucking terrible lmao. Not uniquely bad just so fucking boring with zero tension for the entire runtime. Took real effort to actually finish this, even with the joke commentary.

Probably the best MST3K episode I have seen so far, and the movie was honestly not bad. I think the fact that they take the vampires seriously (in a 60’s b movie way), or maybe just because all the actresses are (hot and) good, but I was surprisingly compelled by the whole thing. Honestly the biggest issue is that Santos/Sampson (how he’s named in the mst3k episode title) isn’t as well integrated into the plot as I’d like, but still.…