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Watched on Monday May 12, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday March 12, 2025.

Kinda uplifting, in a way. Equally devastating and ridiculous, with enough cute animals to smile through the tears. The last shot silenced everyone in the room. Movie magic baby

Watched on Thursday January 2, 2025.

Watched on Thursday January 2, 2025.

Watched on Saturday November 9, 2024.

Watched on Saturday October 19, 2024.

Watched on Thursday October 26, 2023.

Watched on Saturday August 26, 2023.

Watched on Tuesday May 30, 2023.

Watched on Saturday March 25, 2023.

Watched on Saturday March 25, 2023.

Extremely pleased to report this still slaps

Think I'm too dumb for this

Probably the peak of western achievement, the greatest non metal gear sequel in history. T2 keeps me alive

some nice kills in there

Iconic for a reason, I think. Some great kills here.

You gotta see this one

This one is legit freaky

Could not elaborate on this if I tried

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Kills lacking. If they did instant noodles instead of a borger I would give a perfect score regardless - know your audience!

Quite well-measured ick in this one, but I'm no expert. Great kills (expert opinion)!!

Watched on Friday December 23, 2022.

The door bit gets better every single time.

We should replace all marvel movies with this

"too slow!" - extremely anime. Thank you spiderverse.

Watched on Thursday May 5, 2022.

Still kills baby

Nice and warm, could have done without the slight harm to kitties but I'm glad there were so many. Bumper up after reading

Not quite garbage, but retroactively makes the rest of the series worse

Watched on Wednesday October 20, 2021.

Too much robots, not enough SMITH

Watched on Sunday December 26, 2021.

Watched on Saturday October 2, 2021.

Garf Troop

Just upsetting, other than Timmy.
Bumped up post reflection on Mark Rylance performance.

• Green Porno

  Cunty Women introductory shorts

  
  To whet the palette I’d like to start off with a few from *Isabella Rossellini’s Green Porno series* (2008-9). It’s a really silly “educational” series about how different creatures do sex. Honestly, don’t read too much about it, it’s better to be surprised lol.
  *Content Warnings*: Sexual topics and sex depicted on screen (fully clothed, i.e., no nudity); quite gross body horror practical effects (done quite light-heartedly though, and I’ll avoid the ones that resident wormphobe Skyla won’t enjoy…); bugs and creepy crawlies

• Grey Gardens

  Main feature night 1: Cunty Women

  For the first one, the theme is basically, and im sorry but I dont know how else to put it, Cunty Women. 💁‍♀️

  The main feature will be *Grey Gardens* (1975). So cringe but I’m now going to write a synopsis as if I’m like a real person so forgive me for being earnest! It’s a documentary about a highly eccentric and reclusive mother and daughter (both called Edith Beale) who live together in the derelict estate of Grey Gardens. The film follows their lives as they spout a mix of the most philosophically astute observations and totally bonkers sentences. It’s a lot of fun and so quotable, but also a really nicely made portrait of wealth, loneliness, and womanhood, as well as a self-reflexive interrogation of documentary filmmaking itself.
  *Content Warnings*: None really! More CW info here: www.imdb.com/title/tt0073076/parentalguide/

• The Lair of the White Worm

  Supplementary feature night 1 Cunty Ladies

  Finally, if anyone wants to stick around then I might show *The Lair of the White Worm* (1988). This is late Ken Russell starts out quite mild and slowly becomes mesmerisingly strange as the cast pursue a mythological giant worm (oops sorry skyla! Just kidding, it’s not gross I promise). This includes a young Peter Capaldi AND Hugh Grant in one of his earliest roles - but the real takeaway of this film is Amanda Donohoe as the most erotically charged femme fatale (literally boots the house down). Think Susan Sarandon vibes multiplied by thigh-high leather boots.
  *Content Warnings*: Quite a lot… Plenty of gore, nudity, sex, and intense scenes - but that it’s from the 80s and done in such a campy fashion! More CW info here: www.imdb.com/title/tt0095488/parentalguide/

• Black Panthers
• The Spook Who Sat by the Door
• Walker