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Film nerds, and Hitchcock geeks will probably be the only demographic that enjoys this. As it just focuses on the infamous shower scene from the masterpiece Psycho.

Most likely the craziest serial killer of all time. The Citizen Kane of crazy.

Glad to see an all Asian cast, but sadly this was romantic without the comedy. Rather watch Fresh Off The Boat, then this preditable, recycled fairy tale any day.

Everything you love about the campy franchise of Sharknado, but on steroids! A film that has perfected making fun of itself. Horrible CGI, bad movie references, and the random celeb cameo just for the hell of it. They really went all in this time around for hopefully the final ride. For there isn’t enough weed in the world, for this movie goer to tolerate another one. Hell cant believe I made it this far!

A Soviet spy film done right. Suspenseful in every sense of the word, twist that keeps you on edge, and when all else fails you get to see Jennifer Lawrence naked. Yea!

Another shoot em up, propaganda film from Mark Wahlberg & Peter Berg. Marky Mark will never be a Badass, but by this point pretty sure he’s convinced he is. While in reality he’s simply a Tom Cruise wannabe. Only watch if you have a severe testroine, merica’ dificiency. Just bad, brainless & boring.

So much blood, so many puppets, so little time. If you love the franschise, then this installment will not disappoint, and I’m not pulling your strings.

One of the coen brothers leaser known films, yet I think one of their best. Tim Robbins giving an always memorable performance, while he was at the top of his game. They sure don’t make them like this anymore.

Beautiful shot & suberb acting, yet I was bored out my mind. I like how this film made me feel, almost dream like. Just not my style it seems.

Not as bad as everyone makes it out as being. Somewhere between “Final Desitation” & a “Tales From The Crypt” reject episode. As far as teen horror flicks, there’s plenty worse.

The full story of Spielberg’s classic Jaws. A must watch for any film history buff.

The portrait of actor Paul Walker told by his family & friends. About a bright star life that was ended before his time.

Famous star gets kidnapped by hillbillies. Every actors worst nightmare. Makes sense, espically cause Ryan Philippine wrote, stared, and directed this. Maybe it was a project to face his fear, perhaps? Either way, made for a thriller that does well mainly being shot in one location.

Feel alike like “the straight story” and I mean that in the best regards, espically sense the man himself David Lynch is one of the main characters. Giving his best performance to date. But most of all it is a beautiful farewell to the great Henry Dean Stanton. Thank you sir, it was us who was Lucky.

Cronenberg meets Burroughs. A match made best in Hell. One of the trippiest movies I’ve ever seen, I can watch it over & over. Always holding up! 

Most likely one of most appauling yet precise serial killer feels ever made. Made almost like clockwork orange, the killer narrating his thoughts almost like we’re inside his head. Shot very well, but warning not for the faint of heart. This film holds no punches, & makes no excuses. The way it should be.

An accurate respresentation of the art world & disturb minds. Begs the question what kind of mind does it take to make great art. Then what really is great art. Enjoyable watch, for the protenseous.

A 90s classic comedy that I’ve always heard about, & finally took the time to watch it. No regret at all, this movie brings you back when movies were made by hand pre CGI with great set design, and creature effects. O how I miss claymation ! 
Directed & staring Alex Winter most known for Bill & Ted, but his vision for this film was so silly and absurd you can’t help but love it! Plus Randy Quaid playing the mad scientist, is really a perfect performance in its own. A true cult classic.

Another Bad Mirror style sci-fi that Netflix is pushing out like “Mute” “Bright” & “Tau” yeah there’s a couple good twists. But it’s a pure sample of half formed idea not really able to execute. It would be less harsh  to croteque, if you stuck all these straight to video movies until a show tittle.

A deep cautionary tale of how one night can effect the rest of your life. Or in case you’re a Kennedy, the difference between being president, or a huge disappoint to the family. A movie done so well, no wonder the Kennedys hated it.  What to take from this is, how can a family be so rich, yet so unlucky. Karma maybe?

An alt right, Alex Jones, wet dream. What happens when the government tries to kill us all? Post apocalyptic, Mad Max style, that was a better watch the expected. Believable to human nature in the vein of “The Walking Dead” A prefect midnight movie!

Very well done for a low budget film. Puts you in the mind of a serial killer. The biggest mishap being they should of picked a better actor to play Joel, because his narrative voice wasn’t very believable, void of an accent, and the necessary tone. Otherwise compelling.

An interesting perspective of the adolescence one of America’s most notorious serial killers. What were the signs, how was it overlooked, how strange was he. All questions you ask yourself going into this, and by god it answers them all.

A British horror movie so smart, so rare. A must see for all fans of horror and cinema alike!

Beautifully shot. Which is hard given the subject matter, but what lost me what how unbelievable the story line was. I was expecting for some twist to help with the excessive ness, but it never came. Still a fun watch, for what it is.

People claim Ali Wong is one of the best female comedians today. Fuck that, she’s one of the best comedians today period! Doing her last two specials pregnant, my only advise is the next one. Is to have a fake belly, and for the finale stab it after an epic abortion joke. Just a thought.

An epic performance, from one of America’s national treasures still going strong. I had the pleasure of seeing him, a few months prior to this special. He told stories for almost three hours, and it flew by. Only about 20% was used for this special. Word to the wise, if you really wanna experience Henry Rollins, best do it live! Mere video can’t campture the shire raw intensity, that this man embodies. But it does its best.

If you’re a fan of the Kevin Smith Askew Universe then this is a diamond in the ruff. Must watch!

I didn’t expect to like this at all. So my bar was already low, and I was gladly disappointed. A plot a couple of vallet drivers use their job, to rob rich people. Until they try to rob a serial killer, who makes them pay for their mistake. Yeah that’s the premise, but it gets more interesting than that. No spoilers here, so check it out for yourself. That being said who doesn’t want to see Dr. Who turn into Dexter?

A boring but realistic take on a true story. The most interesting part was that it was told in Documentary style, almost like I tonya, but with the real people it was about. The acting was up to par, but the story was dull. Needing more than just selfish youths being too dumb and  big for their britches.

Some things are just meant to stay on the internet.

Interesting characters coupled with a beautiful landscape. The cast was great all around, even though the dialogue sometimes fell flat, and some of the action was lacking. That being said, I was enthralled from start to finish. Could of been an hour longer in my opinion. It was over, right when I felt like the story was just beginning. One of the best films of the summer hands down.

A Jackass style film, with a National Lampoon feel. Not as funny as I would of hoped, a fun watch none the less.

A pure example of two funny people can only do so much with un funny lazy writing. Honestly jus tired concept overall, can someone do a satire of any other genre of film, there’s plenty to choose from! It might come across as my bad being high. But I ask no ones bar should be that low if you enjoy this flick. Even an R rating could save this one, actually might even of hurt it in the box office. Just a waste.

Not much of a comedy. Yet tackles important issues of race relations & gentrification in America. Taking itself a little too serious at times, but somewhat necessary given the current climate. Overall an interesting film, that will make a person think, & hopefully feel something.

Somewhere between “Deep Blue Sea” & “Sharknado” Preditable silliness at every turn. But if you can sit back & Statham out for two hours, you’ll enjoy this flick for what it is. That being, A British action hero fights giant sharks, nothing more nothing less.

Terrifying, action packed, & bad ass. What can I say that’s already been said Brolin, Del Toro what else you want?

One of the most original, creative films I’ve seen this year. Centered around an alien cult, two brothers go back to understand the odd situation in which they were raised. Just to realize something there isn’t from this world. Superb acting, and effects. The writing is Oscar worthy or anything, but you will leave this film satisfied, and will stay with you. A win for independent film!

The only reason to watch this is for the love of Lemmy, being the last time you’ll ever seen him on screen. But holy moses this is like a 80s hair metal version of true blood. Cheesy and low budget relying on celebrity cameos to keep it afloat, which still didn’t work. A sinker & a stinker.

An obvious cash grab. Such an insult to a great novel. Mind you I went in with high hopes, because the effects looked great, & the cast did all they could do, but the direction was just piss poor. Just read the novel & watch the original, and try to forget this adaptation exist.

The closest thing you’ll get to a universal monster movie in current times. Funny, heartwarming, & if it educates the youth. Hopefully they’ll grow up loving these films enough for them to re visit the classics, & faith in humanity would be restored!

If you ever thought you could live in western times, watch this film and thank again.

A science fiction concept that is actually believable. The lead actor sells it on many levels, well executed all around, and honestly one of the most enjoyable films I’ve seen in a while. Especially on the budget it was given. Bravo!

Dark, smart, & shot to perfection. Jesus Christ this was a great film!

There hasn’t been a Mission Impossible I haven’t liked, that being said, this one is the best installment in the franschise since MI:2 Containing over the top action, amazing stunts, and a suburb cast. One summer blockbuster that makes a movie goer, feel like their back in the 90s in the best way possible!

A good low budget creepy clown flick, what you see is what you get. Plus blood & gore...lots of blood & gore.

A bunch of rich girls grow board, & plot to murder their parents. That’s pretty much it. Shot extremlly well, with a suberb cast, & script is built off dialogue. Besides that, the whole time I was waiting for something to happen, but never really paid off. Which is a bummer, because I had high hopes for this one, especially since it was one of Anton Yelchins last pictures. RIP.

Just a beautiful movie, a real superhero film. The director of this film is obsessed with procreation, & so was his father. But when you make classics such as this, who can complain. A true tail of motherhood, that I’m sure will go down as a classic. Even if you’re not a mother, youll wanna hug yours, after this one. Charlie Theron proving once again she can do anything, best performance since Monster. To top it off if you can guess the ending, I’ll buy you a beer.

Felt like a Black Mirror rejected episode. Beyond boring, the effects were great, yet the story line just dragged would of been a better 20 minute short film. Even Gary Oldmans voice couldn’t save this dung.

Stop ruining 70 classics! Garbage remake. Not enough words to describe how bad this film is. Bad acting, bad writing, bad overall message glorifing drug culture. Just bad! But when you see the film is produced by a rapper, & directed by an arrogant man that calls himself Director X, what do you expect?

Covering the 200 biggest films of 2017 from best to worst. The only rating system here is what I enjoyed the most, simple. You don't like it, make your own list.

THE BEST (1-50)
THE GOOD (51-100)
THE EH (101-150)
THE BAD (151-200)
THE UGLY (201-210)

1. Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
2. Logan
3. The Disaster Artist
4. Baby Driver
5. The Shape of Water
6. Get Out
7. Blade Runner 2049
8. Kong: Skull Island
9. John Wick: Chapter 2
10. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

...plus 203 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

MY TOP 250 FILMS OF MY FAVORITE GENRE

1. Halloween
2. Suspiria
3. Possession
4. The Exorcist
5. Videodrome
6. The Shining
7. Braindead
8. The Thing
9. Evil Dead II
10. Psycho

...plus 240 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

PREVIEW OF COMING ATTRACTIONS

• Solo: A Star Wars Story
• Avengers: Infinity War
• Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
• Deadpool 2
• Black Panther
• Ready Player One
• Alita: Battle Angel
• A Wrinkle in Time
• Ant-Man and the Wasp
• The New Mutants

...plus 140 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Lock up your daughters, lock up your wifes. Movies that I assume Richard Ramirez enjoyed in prison before he died. Home invasion is the game, please try and stay sane.

1. Funny Games
2. The Last House on the Left
3. The Strangers
4. Panic Room
5. Straw Dogs
6. High Tension
7. Desperate Hours
8. You're Next
9. Intruder
10. Scream

...plus 20 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

"The truth is ugly, so we put our prophets in prison."

"Look down on me you'll see a fool. Look up at me you'll see your God. Look straight at me, you'll see yourself."

Everything you need to study Charlie Manson, short of picking up a true-crime book.

1. The Manson Family
2. Manson
3. Charles Manson: The Final Words
4. Inside The Manson Gang
5. Manson
6. Manson Family Vacation
7. Manson Family Movies
8. The Book of Manson
9. Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood
10. Helter Skelter

...plus 21 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMALS!!!

1. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
2. Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
3. Bad Santa
4. The Nightmare Before Christmas
5. Elf
6. Scrooged
7. Jingle All the Way
8. How the Grinch Stole Christmas
9. The Santa Clause
10. A Christmas Story

...plus 39 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS YA CUNTS!

1. Gremlins
2. Krampus
3. Black Christmas
4. Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale
5. Jack Frost
6. Christmas Evil
7. Silent Night, Deadly Night
8. Black Christmas
9. The Gingerdead Man
10. Better Watch Out

...plus 15 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

"Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win."

"Either get busy living or get busy dying"

"Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work."

1. The Shining
2. Salem's Lot
3. Christine
4. Creepshow
5. Pet Sematary
6. Carrie
7. The Shawshank Redemption
8. The Dead Zone
9. Children of the Corn
10. Misery

...plus 73 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

"I wouldn't know a good script if it bit me in the face."

1. Beetlejuice
2. Mars Attacks!
3. Sleepy Hollow
4. The Nightmare Before Christmas
5. Edward Scissorhands
6. Ed Wood
7. Batman Returns
8. Big Fish
9. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
10. Batman

...plus 9 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.