Black Panther

2018

★★★★½ 2

imagine how long it would take if you decided to do dot to dot on killmongers body

Phantom Thread

2017

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

This film makes me question myself on wether im actually a really annoying person or not. I share qualities or pet peeves with mr woodcock which i'm not particularly proud of, such as:
1. I get easily annoyed by load eaters like when alma is eating her toast and think breakfast is a 'quiet time' (yh im that bitch.. and who eats toast that loud anyways?)

2. I also like to lean my hand on my face and look disinterested…

GoodFellas

1990

★★★★½ 1

knocked off a half star for the ugly ass font

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

2010

½ 22

2011 MTV MOVIE AWARDS:
best movie:

        twilight eclipse 
        inception
        black swan
        harry potter and the deathly hallows pt 1
        the social network

guess which one won..
TWILIGHT FUCKING ECLIPSE

Thor: Ragnarok

2017

★★★★ Liked 3

thor/ lady bird cross over:
hela tight.



get it?

Lady Bird

2017

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

greta gerwig, thank you for introducing me to the love of my life.

The Twilight Saga: New Moon

2009

½ 1

cryin

Creed

2015

★★★★½ Liked Watched

In the beginning god created heavens and the earth, and then MICHAEL B JORDANS ARMS

The Amazing Spider-Man 2

2014

★★ Rewatched

Couldnt think of an appropriate review so heres some Spider-Man puns for comedic purposes:

What is spider-mans favourite month?
-WEB-UARY!

What is spider-mans favourite brand of rice?
-UNCLE BENS!

Whats the director of this film called?
-marc WEBB!

Lastly..
How did spider-man spend most of his time looking at pictures of Ryan Gosling?

-by going on the world wide WEBB!!!!!

drops mic

Nerve

2016

★★★★ Rewatched

Is this called Nerve because it makes me completely nervous the whole running time

Twilight

2008

3

Jacob to the gang: “What are we?.. We’re Werewolves not swearwolves!”

La La Land

2016

★★★★★ Liked 1

"im always gonna love you" said by me to this film.

also imagine being an extra in the epilogue scene where they start snapping their fingers, like imagine being paid to snap your fingers in Ryan Goslings face.