6u532b

Finally watching Diego’s back catalogue after loving Andor. 

“Hail the clit!” Horny, embarrassing, devastating. They walked so The Dreamers and Challengers could run. I now desperately want the audio to cut out and a narrator to give me a backstory every time I meet someone new. Also the range on Cuarón to do Azkaban after this - although it’s also about a trio on a mission!

this movie is Jokes with a capital J. the dialogue when Pé is brushing her hair on the balcony has to be some of the funniest stuff ever written

can’t believe I’d never seen this?!?! now officially one of my favourites. so camp, so self-aware, so utterly delightful! and those outfits are to die for! very glad I’m now in the know 😉

despite so many things not making sense - like how do they have beer if there’s no more wheat?! - this is still one of the best goddamn films ever made. what a ride. and that score! absolutely STELLAR stuff

best onscreen depiction of one actor playing twins since the GOAT Lindsay Lohan. sexy and poetic, and damn that music is fire

pronouncing touché as ‘toosh’ is my entire personality now

Forgot how much I fucking adore this movie. What a stacked cast. Also reminded me that Kaitlyn Dever (Apple Cider Vinegar) isn’t actually Australian - wild!

Mr and Mrs Smith but British and with a soft glow filter 🥰

Had the pleasure of re-watching this last night with Howard Shore’s brilliant score played live by an orchestra. So vibey, so thrilling - Jodie and Anthony are still the GOATs (forgive my terrible livestock joke). Whoever ends up making an Armie Hammer biopic has huge shoes to fill.

the hunger games 🤝 people who listen to mitski. of course it was all going to fall apart - there isn’t a bisexual option…

not the fake boyband songs actually being bangers!?!

just gorgeous - the performances, the colour palette, the dialogue. Here’s hoping she had iCloud storage…

another real pain will be if Will Sharpe doesn't get a leading role ASAP

I really wanted to love this, and I know my younger self would have absolutely LAPPED it up. But sadly the incessant quasi-intellectualism grates more than it charms, and Ethan Hawke’s character gave me the ick. “I have never been anywhere that I haven't been.” Sorry? What a wank. The entire film is a romanticised yet kinda accurate depiction of the half-baked philosophical ramblings of 20-somethings looking to impress one another, which I’m a tad too cynical to be wooed by. Points for good acting, the impactful absence of a score and beautiful Vienna. Justice for the cow play!!!

His name is Roxster?!?
Came for Chiwetel, stayed for heartfelt moments with the cute kids. Left doubting whether Renée has actually ever been a good actor?  
This is definitely the best of the sequels, but that’s not saying much…

literally served in every way - Luca you’re a genius. I’ll be here if they need a fourth 🚮🌪️

Someone give that dog an Academy Award! This film is ridiculous and never quite hits its stride. But we love to see Sydney in a movie (g’day), and "nihilism is sexy bacon" is a top-tier quote.

I laughed, I sobbed, and learned that perhaps to meet the love of my life I just need to become a terrible driver?

the car chase/crash scene is a metaphor for the entire film. choices were made.

Pack your lactase and give thanks for George Michael 🥛

Watched on a Qatar Airways flight and all the swear words were censored, which, for a film set in a prison, meant half of most sentences were muted. Still one of my favourite films of the year.